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Thursday, June 5, 2014Good morning crew,
Busy, busy, weekend coming up. Friday night is the all-important inspection of the condo (if the inspector finds something wrong it doesn't sell), Saturday I have plans to go to the range with a group of people which should occupy a good chunk of the day, Sunday the wife and I are back on the road for more house shopping and then Monday is our anniversary.
Huh, I seem to have three days worth of plans to pack into two days.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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