Thursday, July 25, 2013

Good morning crew,

I am on the horns of a dilemma. Pierogi Fest in Whitey, Indiana is this weekend, but I don't get paid until next week.

So, do I buy groceries, put fuel in the truck and pay my gas bill? Or do I go to Indiana for a day full of beer, music and greasy, boiled dough stuffed with potatoes and onions?

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"According to a new study, lying gets easier over time. People get better at lying the more they do it. See, that's why you have to have term limits." -Jay Leno

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"The royal baby has been born. The royal baby was officially welcomed with a 62-gun salute. Because if there's one thing babies love, it's the sound of repeated artillery fire." -Conan O'Brien

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"A new report says that Audis are more likely to be driven by men who cheat on their wives. While their wives are more likely to wind up with that Audi." -Jimmy Fallon

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My wife was in her gynecologist's busy waiting room when a cell phone rang. A woman answered it, and for the next few minutes, she explained to her caller in intimate detail her symptoms and what she suspected might be wrong.

Suddenly the conversation shifted, and the woman said, "Him? I'm finished with him." Then she added, "Can we talk about this later? It's rather personal, and I'm in a room full of people."


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When our ship stopped in the Atlantic Ocean for a 'swim call,' the chief boatswain noticed how nervous I was. "Don't worry," he assured me. "You are never more than three miles from land." Then he added, "Straight down."