Thursday, May 30, 2013

Good morning crew,

Payday tomorrow! And good timing, too. Believe it or not, my one year anniversary is coming up soon and I could use the finances. The wife and I have been racking our brains to come up with something fun and exciting but not too expensive to do to celebrate and we came up with taking a road-trip through Michigan.

Why? Because nothing encapsulates the bliss, contentment and satisfaction of married like Muskegon and Cheboygan.

Actually, Michigan is home to quite a wine industry, and the Western half of the state is dotted with little (and some not so little) wineries that just love to give wine tastings.

So we are going to take a couple days to drive up to Mackinac Island, stopping to experience several of the more popular vintages along the way.

Picture the movie 'Sideways' except in Michigan, not California. And my wife is a little sexier than Paul Giamatti.

If anybody is familiar with Michigan wine country and has any recommendations, please write in and let me know!

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"I admit that I get angry in traffic when driving to work. But it's pointless. It's much better to bottle up that anger and then unleash it when you get to work." -Craig Ferguson

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"A new study found that our happiness peaks in our late 80s. Mainly because all the people who annoyed you are dead by then." -Jimmy Fallon

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"A study showed that every hour of TV you watch after the age of 25 shortens your life by 22 minutes. That doesn't sound too bad to me. You'd probably watch TV with that 22 minutes anyway." -Jimmy Kimmel

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"Do you remember first meeting your wife?"

"Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter. I lifted her to her feet and promised her that if she agreed to marry me, she would begin a new life and I'd never allow her near the gutter again."

"Wow, what an incredible story! I hope she appreciates what you did for her."

"Not really. Even though she stunk at it, Jill hated to give up bowling."


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When my husband pointed out my tendency to retell the same stories over and over, I reminded him that he was just as guilty.

"Allow me to clarify," he said in response. "I review. You repeat."