Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Good morning crew,
Mom is flying back to Fla. this morning. The poor woman, she
has such a large family that whenever she comes to town she
has to run around like a maniac to see everybody. Since I am
at the bottom of the totem pole (youngest of the kids with
no family and no house) I have to run around following her
if I want to spend any time with her.
So it has been a busy weekend. On the plus side, I get to
mooch a lot of free meals and drinks from everybody, which
sort of balances everything out!
At least now I'm pretty caught up on all of the family
business and can relapse into obscurity.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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