Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Good morning crew,

Just in case I was thinking about spending any money on entertainment for the rest of the month, my truck demanded that I have about $700 worth of repairs done on it.

Well, it was either that or risk having the wheels fall off while I'm doing 70 on the expressway.

At least that would be exciting.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"A recent report shows that pot smokers get into fewer car crashers than drunk people. Then again, it's easier to see what is coming when you're driving at 11 miles an hour." -Conan O'Brien

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"Security workers at JFK Airport are complaining that they don't have enough time to do their jobs thoroughly. Last time I flew, the TSA guy said, 'Uh, just grope yourself.'" --Jimmy Fallon

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"Happy birthday to actor Roger Moore, who played 007. Roger Moore is 85 years old. In fact, his new catchphrase is, 'Bond, Gold Bond, Medicated Powder.'" -Jay Leno

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The summer after college graduation, I was living at home, fishing in the daytime, spending nights with my friends--generally just hanging out. One afternoon my grandfather, who never went to college, stopped by.

Concerned with how I was spending my time, he asked about my future plans. I told him I was in no hurry to tie myself down to a career.

"Well," he replied, "you better start thinking about it. You'll be thirty before you know it."

"But I'm closer to twenty than to thirty," I protested. "I won't be thirty for eight more years."

"I see," he said, smiling. "And when will you be 20 again?"


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My wife and I were going through a rough patch financially, but we kept ourselves same by repeating, "As long as we have each other, we don't need anything else."

But when the television in our bedroom broke and we couldn't afford to repair or replace it, my wife lost it.

"That's just great!" she shouted. "Now there's no entertainment in our bedroom at all!"