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Monday, April 26, 2010
Good morning crew,
You know, I have never owned a cell phone. They've been
around, in one form or another, for twenty years now and
I have never felt I had to be connected to the world so
intimately that I needed to be chained to a cell phone.
I was thankful for my stubbornness when it came out that
cell phones were giving people brain tumors. Now there is
even more evidence that excessive cell phone usage is bad
for your health...cell phone elbow!
Orthopedic specialists are reporting cases of the condition
in which patients damage an essential nerve in their arm
by bending their elbows too tightly for too long.
People who have this condition, called cubital tunnel
syndrome, can feel weakness in their hands and have
difficulty opening jars or playing musical instruments.
How many bullets have I dodged in the last twenty years
by not owning a cell phone? So I have no friends and I'm
screwed if I ever find myself alone in an emergency
situation...at least I can still open jars!
Laugh it up,
Joe
mailto:joe@gophercentral.com
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"President Obama has cut the space program and we will no
longer be sending men to the moon. There has been one big
achievement during his time in office. We did put an astro-
naut on 'Dancing With the Stars.'" -Jay Leno
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"A volcano in Iceland has shut down air travel all across
Europe. Apparently they dumped too much baking soda and
vinegar into the thing and it just won't stop erupting."
-Jimmy Kimmel
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"Well, 7-Eleven is releasing its own brand of beer. And just
in time for Mother's Day." -David Letterman
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Dad is from the old school, where you keep your money under
the mattress?only he kept his in the underwear drawer. One
day I bought my dad an unusual personal safe?a can of spray
paint with a false bottom?so he could keep his money in the
workshop. Later I asked Mom if he was using it.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "he put his money in it the same day."
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"No burglar would think to look on the work shelf!" I gloated.
"They won't have to," my mom replied. "He keeps the paint can
in his underwear drawer."
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Trying to do my share for the environment, I set up a trash
basket at my church and posted above it this suggestion:
"Empty water bottles here."
I should have been a little more specific, because when I
went to check it later, I didn't find any bottles in it. But
it was full of water.
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