Thursday, April 28, 2011
Good morning crew,
What do you know? More rain! It has been raining and in the
40s pretty much all week here in the Chicago area, but in
an odd twist of probability it is going to be sunny and in
the 60s for the weekend.
Usually it's the other way around.
What to do with two whole days of such ideal weather? I know!
I think I'll spend 18 hours or so playing computer games.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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One night our dog suddenly began barking almost every night
at around 3 a.m.
Irritated and sleepy, my husband, Larry, searched the back
yard for what might have disturbed this otherwise peaceful
animal.
For three days he found nothing amiss. When the dog woke up
the neighborhood a fourth night at 3 a.m. with frantic
barking Larry finally snuck around the house through the
alley only to discover our quiet neighbor, the last man
you'd suspect of wrongdoing, throwing pebbles over the fence
at the dog.
My husband demanded to know what he was doing.
"My mother-in-law is visiting," the embarrassed neighbor
explained. "If she gets woken up in the middle of the night
one more time she says she'll leave."
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I was sound asleep when the telephone jarred me awake.
"Hi!" It was my peppy mother-in-law. She proceeded to rattle
on about the busy day she had ahead and all the things that
awaited her the rest of the week.
"Mom," I interrupted. "It's five in the morning."
"Really? What are you doing up so early?"
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