Monday, November 1, 2010
Good morning crew,
I hope everybody had a nice, safe, enjoyable Halloween. I
spent mine sitting in and watching TV. I didn't have much
choice since I blew about two week's worth of my entertain-
ment budget Saturday night on dinner and drinks.
When am I going to learn NOT to take a waiter's recommendation
without checking the prices first?
Welcome to November.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"It was this time in 1929 that the stock market crashed. It
crashed because of Wall Street greed. Good thing they fixed
that." -David Letterman
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"I love it when people dress up their dogs in Halloween
costumes. But I don't like it when I tell someone how cute
their dog looks, and they're like 'Hey, that's my child.'"
-Jimmy Fallon
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"Paul, the octopus who predicted the outcome of all those
World Cup games, died this week. In lieu of flowers, the
family has asked that people send lemon wedges and tartar
sauce." -Jay Leno
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Once my divorce was final, I went to the local Department of
Motor Vehicles and asked to have my maiden name reinstated
on my driver's license.
"Will there be any change of address?" the clerk inquired.
"No," I replied.
"Oh, good," she said, clearly delighted. "You got the house."
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A woman walked into my father's carpet store. She'd just
moved out of her parents' home and needed something for her
new living-room floor. "Do you know how big the room is?"
Dad asked.
"Yes," she said. "It's 22 flip-flops long by 18 flip-flops
wide...and I wear a size 8."
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