Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Good morning crew,
Other than leaving my truck window open all night, it was
a pretty productive weekend.
Saturday night I made a $75 contribution to a local Texas
Hold 'Em tournament. I like to give back to the community,
you know.
But Sunday was the big day. I determined to take a bunch
of photos of the apartment for when I finally put it on
the market this summer.
The only problem is that my apartment does not look like
a real estate model, it looks more like it was decorated
for 200 bucks at a rummage sale.
So in order to make the photos look as appealing as possible
I decided to empty all the rooms before I took shots of them.
Now this was a project I could not do alone. A coffee table
and throw pillows I can handle, but sofas and tables require
a little more leverage than I am able to apply by myself.
Since all both of my friends were miraculously preoccupied,
I had to trick the girlfriend into coming over to help.
I'm not proud of it, but needs must.
I promised her a brunch of spinach and ricotta cheese
frittata with Mimosas. Of course, what I had was donuts
and coffee. I did have orange juice, but no champagne. And
she did not want to substitute beer.
But the generous soul was still willing to help, so the
project got done. However now she is expecting me to make
her frittatas. I'm not even sure what a frittata is.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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