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Monday, April 12, 2010
Good morning crew,
What a weekend! Work, work, work, work, work. And I haven't
even started the real work yet. This is just the preliminary
work. Fortunately I still had time to go out, eat, drink
beer and have a little fun...so the weekend wasn't completely
wasted.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"Today is Thursday. Or what I like to call on Friday,
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"I had a good weekend. Guillermo and Uncle Frank came over
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"Buzz Aldrin was kicked off of 'Dancing With the Stars.'
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Visiting his parents' retirement village in Florida, my
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pool while his elderly father took a walk. Tim struck up
a conversation with the only other person in the pool, a
five-year-old boy. After a while, Tim's father returned
from his walk and called out, "I'm ready to leave."
Tim then turned to his new friend and announced that he had
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The local high school has a policy that the parents must call
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deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her friends.
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the school herself.
"Hi, I'm calling to report that Alice is unable to make it
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Secretary at high school answered, "I'm sorry to hear that.
I'll note her absence. Who is this calling please?"
"This is my mother."
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