Thursday, October 21, 2010
Good morning crew,
Here is how to have parties if you're smart, like I am; you
talk other people into having them. Through a lengthy
campaign of planting subliminal suggestions and the use of
subtle guilt trips I have actually talked a couple friends
of mine into hosting a turkey deep fry party at their new
house. Now I get to have all the fun with almost none of the
work or responsibility.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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McDonald's in Hong Kong. I'm not saying those marriages
won't work, but when have you been to a McDonald's and not
regretted it one hour later?" -Jimmy Fallon
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As a secret shopper for a large department store, my sister
made purchases at various chains and then reported back to
supervisors on the clerks' performances. After a few weeks,
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Every year on their wedding anniversary my boss, Woody, and
his wife celebrated by staying at the same resort hotel. On
their 25th anniversary they booked their usual room. But
when the hotel's bell captain escorted them upstairs, they
were in for a big surprise. "There must be some mistake,"
Woody said. "This looks like the bridal suite."
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