Monday, December 6, 2010
Good morning crew,
Have you ever heard somebody say, 'It seemed like a good
idea at the time?' That's what I thought when I had a couple
bloody marys for breakfast yesterday, but it was all down-
hill from there.
You'd think a bloody mary would be a great breakfast. You've
got your tomato juice, your fresh vegetables, your cheese
and salami, your Tabasco, your horseradish and your vodka...
all the elements of a well balanced breakfast.
Maybe it was all the beer that followed that ruined the day.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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people in the U.S. New York didn't even rank in the top 10.
That is so 'non-good.'" -Jimmy Fallon
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"Yesterday everyone in New York watched the lighting of the
Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center. This year, the lights
will be partly lit by the sun, in an effort to pretend to
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I was in my wills and trusts course when the professor posed
this question to the students: Why do people choose to have
their children, rather than their siblings, inherit their
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his hand. "This may be a bit off the point," he said, "but
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boat, she shouted to us, "My husband can't swim!"
Although the water was up to his chest, the man remained a
fisherman through and through: as we reached down to pull
him aboard our boat, he lifted a large, still-struggling
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