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Friday, July 15, 2016

Good morning crew,

I looks like it's going to be one of those weekends. I have to help with promotion testing at the taekwondo school Saturday morning/afternoon, and then this Sunday is my neighborhood's annual Caribbean Block Party, featuring all of the culture and cuisine of the Islands, including Miller Lite, hamburgers and Polish sausage.

So there is not going to be a lot of down time. Of course, down time is what work is for.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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With some misgivings, we left a young baby-sitter in charge of our three energetic youngsters. When we returned a few, hours later, she was sitting alone watching TV. I went to check on the children, and found them in our narrow hallway.

By bracing their arms and legs against the walls, two of them had climbed up to the ceiling. "The baby-sitter taught us how," they said gleefully.

The sitter joined me, her face a deep red. "Since they had me climbing the walls, I figured they might as well be too," she stammered.




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Now I don't think there is anything wrong with mirrored walls in the bathroom. I told my uncle: "You should be able to sit and reflect"

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