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Monday, April 5, 2010
Good morning crew,
Since this past weekend was Easter the History Channel was
showing all sorts of Biblical and religious programming.
The one show I found particularly engrossing was on angels.
According to the program there are only three angels
mentioned by name in the Bible, those being Michael,
Gabriel and some guy named Larry or something (well,
four if you count Satan).
But apparently there are literally hundreds of angels
mentioned by name in the Apocrypha, or books that have
been excluded from the Bible. It seems that starting with
the first Christian Roman Emperor Constantine, about 1600
years ago, the Bible has been slowly whittled down from
about 600 books to what we have now.
And in all that excluded literature there are hundreds or
even thousands of references to angels. Angels of every
description fulfilling every function from doing clerical
work to mopping up around Heaven.
Since I've never had any exposure to this kind of stuff I
determined to go to the book store and find some literature
to give me a little background. I found a book called "A
Who's Who of the Heavenly Host" which promises to provide
a lot of information I will almost certainly never need.
But, it never hurts to expand your horizons a little, right?
Laugh it up,
Joe
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Refrigerator Drawer Liners
Double The Life of Fruits & Veggies
List Price: $9.99
OUR PRICE: $5.99
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Made of a plush layer of reticulated foam with a unique
open cell design that allows air to circulate freely-
prevents spoiling caused by excess moisture, retains
crispness and prevents bruising.
They are made from the same material supermarkets use
to ensure longer life for fruits and vegetables.
Each package contains (4) pads that are easy to use.
Easy to install simply trim a pad to fit the size of
each bin. Each pad is approximately 10.5" x 13".
And YES they can be cleaned and reused... to clean,
just wash with a little soapy water and rinse under
tap.
FEATURES:
- Easily Washable
- Long Lasting
- Doubles Life of Fruits & Vegetables
- Made in U.S.A.
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"A woman in Britain said that her pet goldfish survived for
seven hours in the open air outside of his tank, which is a
world record ? for goldfish torture. In the fish world,
that's known as 'airboarding.'" -Jimmy Fallon
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"Today, President Obama canceled the White House Easter Egg
Hunt. Instead, the kids will be on the White House lawn
drilling for oil." -Jay Leno
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"'Clash of the Titans' does look pretty good because it's
based on Greek mythology and has the Greek icons: Zeus,
Mount Olympus, the big fat weddings." -Craig Ferguson
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Microfiber Pet Drying Mitts
Never Struggle To Dry Your Wet Pet Again...
Retail Price: $9.99
DEAL PRICE: $7.99
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The Microfiber material is great for absorbing more dirt,
oil and water than other types of gloves. Absorbs up to
five times its weight. Naturally attracts and holds loose
hair and dander. Great to keep multiples on hand.
Just slip them on and pet your wet pet and dry them instantly.
Great after bath, walks in the rain... anytime!
Keep one handy in the home, car, boat, camper or anywhere
dogs will track in dirt.
FEATURES:
- Includes 2 Drying Mitts (Length 11", Width 8")
- Made of washable poly/nylon microfiber fabric.
- Absorbing up to five (5) times it's Weight in Water!
- Has sewn in finger slots to aid in gripping & massaging.
- One size fits all.
- Machine Wash; Tumble Dry
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A preacher of the old school was describing the events of
Judgement Day and, of course, he used Biblical phraseology
whenever he could.
"Oh, my friends," he intoned, "imagine the suffering of the
sinners as they find themselves cast into the outer darkness,
removed from the presence of the Lord and given to eternal
flames. My friends, at such a time there will be weeping,
wailing and a great gnashing of teeth!"
At this point, one of the elders of the congregation inter-
rupted to say, "But Reverend, what if one of those hopeless
sinners has no teeth?"
The preacher crashed his fist on the pulpit, "My friends,
the Lord is not put out by details. Rest assured... teeth
will be provided!"
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As the woman was instructing the new maid on the great care
required in handling certain valuable household objects. She
pointed to the dining room and said with great satisfaction,
"That table goes back to Louis the Fourteenth."
"Oh, that's nothing," the maid interjected. "My whole living-
room set goes back to Sears the fifteenth."
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