Monday, June 18, 2012

Good morning crew,

Out of morbid curiosity I have been perusing the housing market recently, and I stumbled across a gorgeous little starter home just a couple miles from my condo! Three beds, two baths and a garage with a nice little rectangle of lawn in the back.

All I'd need to do is pay off the wedding, pay off the honeymoon, sell the condo AND figure out how to raise about 15 thousand dollars in cash for a down payment, and I could move in next month!

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"NASCAR is trying some new initiatives to go green, including planting trees and using ethanol fuel. Most controversial is the idea of having NASCAR drivers carpool in the race." -Conan O'Brien

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"There was meteor sighting across several states. I spent the whole morning in the desert looking for a baby Superman, but couldn't find one." -Jimmy Kimmel

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"A new study found that a mother's diet affects her baby's allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats." -Jimmy Fallon

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Once upon a time in their marriage, my Dad did something really stupid. My Mom chewed him out for it. He apologized, they made up.

However, from time to time, my mom mentions what he had done. "Honey," my Dad finally said one day, "why do you keep bringing that up? I thought your policy was 'forgive and forget.'"

"It is," she said. "I just don't want you to forget that I've forgiven and forgotten."


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When my friend spotted a blind man and his guide dog at a crosswalk, she stopped her car and waved them on.

"Uh, Cynthia," I said, "he can't see you."

"I know that," she said indignantly. "I'm waving the dog on."