Monday, February 25, 2013

Good morning crew,

So we booked our flights to Vegas. I know what I wrote last week, but after the wife explained it to me we determined it would really be irresponsible NOT to go.

The health benefits alone of a few days vacation would be worth the expense. It is well documented that too much daily stress can reduce a person's life expectancy, and what is more relaxing than gambling?

And when the wife told me how much money she was planning on winning, well, there is a down payment on a house right there!

Pretty much all I will have to do is sit around drinking martinis and be the banker.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"A new study found that dogs are smarter than cats because their friendliness has helped them develop bigger brains. Cat people would complain about the findings, but that would involve interacting with other humans." -Jimmy Fallon

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"Scientists at the University of Maryland say they have found a chemical that causes women to talk more than men. It's called red wine." -Jay Leno

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"It is no secret that our economy is in the dumpster, because our economy knows the dumpster is where you can sometimes find old muffins." -Stephen Colbert

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Our family took shelter in the basement after hearing a tornado warning. My husband told everyone to stay put while he got his cell phone out of the car, in case the lines went dead.

He didn't return for the longest time, so I went looking for him. I was upstairs calling his name, when I heard our answering machine click on.

"Hi," a voice said. "This is Dad. I'm locked out of the house."


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Our friends, James and Florence, attend choir practice Wednesday evenings, and often head for a restaurant afterwards with their fellow choir members.

Florence soon noticed that every time she had a glass of wine, it was followed by a severe migraine headache. James agreed with her that it might be better if she abstained, and so she did.

On one post choir occasion, however, Florence decided, after some hesitation, to try a different variety of wine. Some time passed with no consequences.

Then she waved happily across the big table where her colleagues all sat and while holding up the empty wine glass announced in a loud voice, "James! I don't have a headache tonight!"