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Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Good morning crew,
I had a very uncomfortable experience last night. I went
to the health club to get in a little swimming, changed
and showered like I always do, but when I walked out of
the locker room onto the pool deck I saw one of the club
administrators standing there.
I tried to slip past her and get in the pool, but she
stopped me to tell me that my temporary membership was
about to expire and asked if I was going to renew it.
As we stood there talking I felt this increasing uneasiness
growing on me.
She is just a normal-looking, middle aged woman, and it is
a co-ed facility, there are women in there all the time,
but this woman was fully clothed.
Even the teenage, lifeguard chick usually only wears shorts
and a swim top.
Suddenly I noticed that I had crossed my arms across my
chest and adopted sort of a cross-legged stance. I was
desperately wishing this woman would either let me get in
the pool or take off some clothes!
I'm usually not the squeamish type about that kind of thing.
There should be a rule...you have to be naked on the pool
deck!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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