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Clean Laffs - A typical Wednesday adventure.
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Wednesday, July 13, 2016
Good morning crew,
My plans for the afternoon include going to the taekwondo school, then hitting the health club for a half hour, and maybe I wrap my night up with a little laundry.
You wouldn't think this kind of stuff is exciting, and it isn't, but not every day can be an adventure.
Nights like this I try to distract myself with a beer to two, but the last time I brought a cooler into the weightroom at the health club I got yelled at.
Laugh it up,
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