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Clean Laffs - A small correction.
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Monday, August 22, 2016
Good morning crew,
The wife asked me to make a small correction to last week's story about canceling our lawn service.
Actually, it's more of a qualification than a correction.
While she was the one who canceled the lawn service, I guess, technically, if you really want to get into the nitty gritty details, it was I who told her to do it.
But that doesn't mean she had to listen to me. She doesn't listen to me about anything else.
Laugh it up,
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"Oh," said her friend as it dawned on her. "You mean a math book."
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