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Thursday, March 25, 2010
Good morning crew,
One of the things I'm looking forward to as an actual home
owner is having my own yard I can do stuff in. And by 'stuff'
I mean burn things.
I have this idea of building a large brick 'smoker' which
I can use as both a fireplace and a barbecue grill, and, of
course, as a smoker as the situation warrants.
On the Travel Channel they frequently show programs about
food; famous restaurants around the country or bizarre
dining experiences around the world, etc, and whenever they
feature barbecue or a barbecue restaurant the central feature
is always a large, wood-burning smoker in which all of the
succulent, delicious meat is prepared.
I have this vision of myself slow smoking an entire piglet,
having a huge party to eat it all and wrapping up the day
by building a friendly fire people can gather around while
sipping beers and congratulating me on what a genius I am
at barbecuing.
What will probably happen is I will end up with a $50 Webber
grill which I will use once a month and never clean and will
end up housing a family of squirrels.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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