Monday, November 22, 2010
Good morning crew,
I had a nice, little surprise this weekend. The girlfriend
said she wanted to take me to see a show, and of course I
was expecting a movie, but she surprised me with tickets
to a live production of 'Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.'
My tastes are what you might call circumscribed, so since
I've seen seen the 1954 movie with Howard Keel and Jane
Powell about 20 times she figured 'Seven Brides' would be
a safe bet.
And she was right. The production value was pretty good, and
that kept the whole thing fun and entertaining despite my
ability to do the lines just at well as the performers.
Plus, the singing wasn't bad.
After that we went to my favorite cajun place for oysters
and deep fried alligator.
So all in all a very enjoyable Saturday night.
This is going to be a short week because of Thanksgiving (one
of my favorite holidays) so I'm going to actually do some
work today and let you get to the jokes.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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