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Wednesday, September 2, 2015
Good morning crew,
A couple weeks ago a new master took over at my martial arts school...and he has some new ideas when it comes to how the black belt instructors, like myself, should be utilized.
So, with more than 18 years of martial arts experience under my belt I have now embarked on a new level of training; telemarketing.
The new master gave me a list of names and phone numbers of former students who stopped coming to classes months ago, and told me to call them all and recruit them to come back to the school.
So after sitting at a desk for eight hours here at the office, I go to the dojang, put on my outfit, and sit at a desk for another three hours making phone calls.
Sure, it's not as challenging as learning the 'flying dragon kick', but at least there is much less chance of a debilitating groin pull.
Laugh it up,
Joe
joe@gophercentral.com
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