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Thursday, December 24, 2009
Good morning crew,
I need to cut out a bit early today so I can make it to the
hair salon on time. They close at eight, but my personal
stylist leaves at five, and I have to get my ears lowered
before the whole Christmas weekend gets rolling.
I know I sound like a bit of a prude, demanding my own hair
stylist, but the last time I let them assign me a random girl
I ended up looking like a Picasso painting.
A good hair cut is an important thing. If you know you have
big divots and crooked lines on top you're constantly self-
conscious. It takes away from your confidence, weakens your
credibility and makes you less attractive to women. The same
thing can happen if you wear one of those neckties with
cartoon characters on it or plaid with stripes. Really, a
guy's personal appearance is a minefield of pitfalls. And
personally, I have enough problems without worrying about all
of that!
Enjoy your holiday and I'll talk to you next week!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"President Obama says that this year for Christmas his
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boy ? you should have seen the looks on their faces when
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care." -Conan O'Brien
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"President Obama said on a radio show this morning that he
and Michelle decided several years ago not to exchange
Christmas presents. My wife and I made the same decision
a few years ago and let me tell you, it's a trap, Obama!
Don't fall for it." -Jimmy Fallon
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"In Massachusetts, Republicans are upset over a new tax hike
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Tour guides get bored spewing the same facts everyday. So
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