Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Good morning crew,

Spring has sprung just a little bit early around here. Yesterday and today the temperatures have crept into the 40s, which after the last couple of weeks feels like a heat wave.

All of the additional moisture and the dramatic difference in temperatures has also resulted in some dense fog the last couple of mornings.

That has added a fun, adventurous twist to driving to work at 6 a.m.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"The new Apple Watch is out. Your Apple Watch gets email. You can send texts. It has a corkscrew, nail clipper, tooth pick, scissors, tweezers, a compass, and if you put it on the floor and stand on it and it will tell you how much you weigh." -Dave Letterman

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"I am proud of myself. Yesterday I got in my car and looked at the clock. I'll admit it took 12 minutes to do it while I was driving but I did manage to adjust the time in my car one hour ahead. " -Jimmy Kimmel

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"A study has found that the most popular type of business in New Jersey is golf equipment stores. Though most customers come in and say, 'I need a blunt object and a bag about as big as a guy.'" -Seth Meyers

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The first graders were attending their first music lesson. The teacher was trying to begin at the beginning. She drew a musical staff on the blackboard and asked a little girl to come up and write a note on it.

The little girl went to the blackboard, looked thoughtful for a minute and wrote, "Dear Aunt Emma, just a short note to tell you I'm fine."


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[I love this joke...]

There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and bang on the trailer door. After seeing this at several intersections in a row the motorist followed him until he pulled into a parking lot.

When they both had come to a stop the truck driver once again jumped out and started banging on the trailer door. The motorist went up to him and said, "I don't mean to be nosey but why do you keep banging on that door?"

To which the trucker replied, "Sorry, can't talk now, I have 20 tons of canaries and a 10 ton limit, I have to keep half of them in the air all the time!"