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Thursday, May 5, 2011
Good morning crew,
Joe, what is the punch line re; you and your
girlfriend going horseback riding? 5 people
have looked at it and not one sees any joke
at all. -rita
Rita, a 'cavalier' is a horseman. It comes from the French
word for horse, cheval, which probably comes from Latin.
However 'cavalier' can also be an adjective meaning offhand
or something done without concern for the consequences.
So, you see, the comment was something of a double entendre.
If you have no idea what I am talking about you can click on
the archive link at the bottom of the page and check out the
last issue! Of course, now that you know what the punch line
is the joke won't be as funny...
Laugh it up,
Joe
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