Monday, April 24, 2017
Good morning crew,
Welcome to a new week, folks. New opportunities, a fresh perspective. I still haven't finished my painting project, so my perspective isn't that fresh. It turned out to be a little more work than I expected.
But I'll fill you in on that later.
Laugh it up,
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"I read that after the success of their in-store cafes, Ikea might open its own restaurants. Which is great, until you have to assemble your own table." -Jimmy Fallon
"An archaeologist is claiming he has discovered an amazing lost city in Kansas. Then he realized he just got drunk and watched 'The Wizard of Oz.'" -Conan O'Brien
"A packet of McDonald's discontinued Szechuan sauce from 1998 just sold on eBay for nearly $15,000. This has created such a buzz that McDonald's is thinking of bringing the Szechuan sauce back. To which the guy who just spent 15 grand said, 'Wait, you're going to what now?'" -James Corden
Also known as 'women's intuition,' this sixth sense thing is no myth. Women seem to know what's going on in their man's lives almost better than they do.
Why is this?
In the early 80's researchers discovered that women have more connections between the brain's two hemispheres than men do. It's these connections that allow them to put together a puzzle from seemingly unconnectable pieces...
That, and they go through your stuff while you're in the shower.
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After their expulsion from paradise, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel.
As they passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden, one of the boys asked, "Father, what's that?"
Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home."