Monday, April 18, 2011
Good morning crew,
Hola amigos! I received a crash course in Espanol on Sunday,
so I'm trying out my chops.
A couple friends, Louis and his wife Marisol, both native
Spanish speakers, came over Sunday afternoon for a few drinks
and they brought their little daughter Celeste.
After jawin' for a while they suggested that we all watch a
movie they had just rented called "Cop Out" starring Bruce
Willis and Tracy Morgan.
I was willing, but being familiar with the movie and knowing
it is R-rated I asked them if they wanted to watch it with
their daughter around.
Louis said he had the perfect solution to that. We'd watch
it in Spanish and just turn on the English sub-titles. The
English swear words don't translate into Spanish (most of
them, anyway) and Celeste can't read! Problem solved.
So I spent a hundred minutes watching Bruce Willis and Tracy
Morgan in Spanish. And the jokes weren't funny in Spanish
either.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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My husband was telling me about a news item he heard on
National Public Radio about how the U.S. military is en-
listing honeybees to find land mines. The insects are
trained to react to the scent of TNT, then are fitted
with transmitters and sent out to search for underground
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