Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Good morning crew,
Well, there is not much I can say about the bachelor party.
And I mean that literally. I would either get fired or
violate the court order if I did.
I will say that the barbecue in the afternoon was a big
success, and in no small part to my contribution. I prepared
about thirty chicken wings which went like hot cakes (or hot
wings, as the case may be).
Later that evening we rented a limousine to chauffeur us
around to a couple bars and clubs where we stretched the
limit of the definition of the term 'public nuisance'.
Even still, everything would have been a lot less expensive
if it weren't for the poker game we decided to kick off at
about one in the morning.
Ten guys playing Texas Hold'em takes a long time, and a lot
of money. I was hesitant, but I didn't want to be the only
party pooper in the group, so I let them talk me into it.
It took three hours to finish the game! By the end I was so
tired I could barely see straight. Imagine my surprise when
I managed to finish second and take about a third of the pot,
which covered a nice portion of my expenses for the evening.
Hey, I said the poker game was expensive. I didn't say it was
expensive for me!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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