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Monday, October 26, 2009
Good morning crew,
I don't remember what put this into my head, but yesterday
I was thinking about one of my favorite movies. Here's a
not exactly famous quote from from that film. See if you
can guess it.
"1783 was a very good year. Mozart wrote his
Great Mass. The Montgolfier brothers went up
in their first balloon. And England recognized
the independence of the United States."
Laugh it up,
Joe
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A frantic guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a
stranger, "Buddy, please, can you loan me a hundred bucks?
My wife had a terrible accident and I need to get her to
the hospital."
The stranger says, "If you so desperately need a hundred
dollars, what are you doing in a casino?"
The guy replies, "Oh, I've got gambling money."
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She looked like such a sweet little old lady, driving the
cute Toyota with a bumper sticker that said, "Grow your
own dope."
How sweet, I thought, must be a medical marijuana patient.
Then I noticed the rest of her message... "Plant a man."