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Finally, something I'm really good at.
What's more important in life?
The engineering of challenges of Halloween decorating.
So much for the Draconids.
A dramatic display of physics, meteorology and alcohol.
There's freezing and then there's freezing.
The best reason to keep an old truck is the best reason to keep anything.
It took me about 3 days to recover from this one.
Sometimes the truth hurts.
I miss it already.
Where there's a will, there's an Oktoberfest.
Do you want to be able to punch through a brick wall?
Are you ready to go?
There's only one way to say goodbye to summer.
It's been a tough few weeks for me.
It's not Spanglish.
Maybe things will turn around.
What happens when there are no more weekends?
No money, opportunity, motivation, or justification.
Don't forget to call me.
It takes all the fun out of being sick.
When I want your opinion I'll squeeze your head.
That's my sales style... negligent.
I got a new job.
Priorities.
It's all for the wombats.
Boats, motorcycles and women.
Hey look. Money.
Really bad joke day.
Those halcyon days of 4-and-a-half months ago.
Not exactly house guests.
What can I say? I'm sensitive.
I finally figured out how to play golf.
It'll be hard getting my swing back.
Mostly nuts.
Do you ever feel frisky around figs?
A work in progress.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
This train will stop at Tucumcari.
The cure for the apocalypse.
It's all about quality of life.
I looked like I was about to rob a train.
I hope you're not superstitious.
Part deux.
Throwing caution to the wind on Independence Day.
An error in judgment on my part.
Tomorrow will be the real challenge.
That's what I get for opening my mouth.
Drinking and texting.
Apparently life was just setting me up.
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