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I'd love to hear your suggestions.
That's just my luck.
I should be careful what I wish for.
What makes a mother?
I'm dumb, but I'm not that dumb.
What are these kids doing with their time?
Expanding my cultural horizons.
I've got a 33 percent chance at a great afternoon.
Threat level: squirrel.
Here's something new.
I was due a little success.
A slow spring.
Vagant or extravagant?
April showers bring May peppers?
My retirement plan.
A sure-fire way to clear a room.
Has anybody ever tried 'smoked' steak?
I'm starting to think these quicky oil change places are a scam.
Ruining picture day.
The bitter taste of credit.
I'm fine with being a couch potato.
There are limits to love and devotion.
Synergistic savings.
I'm thinking about one thing.
How's this for luck?
I'm not a barbarian.
I've changed.
No one will blame you.
We missed it again.
I've got a fever.
I might be asking a lot.
No, gracias.
There's no standing on dignity when free booze is on the line.
And on the seventh day...
Looking for senor Garcia.
We survived Mexico.
Mmmm... that's good muscle.
My bedroom; where dreams go to die.
Draft Dodgers and Romance.
Something tells me I won't be getting a lot of sleep tonight.
The devil's in the details.
It's the Boy Scout motto.
Brutal. Just brutal.
It's the apocalypse.
A person has to have something to look forward to.
I'm not having a good day.
My mother yelled at me.
All this time I thought I was the head of the household.
This is why the kids at the taekwondo school hate me.