Clean Laffs

Clean Laffs - 'Wee wee' is not the answer.
Clean Laffs - Two out of seven ain't bad.
Clean Laffs - My wife likes to be experimental.
Clean Laffs - Anonymous drunk.
Clean Laffs - Happy holiday and pass the scotch.
Clean Laffs - A little garlic and sage goes a long way.
Clean Laffs - How I met my wife.
Clean Laffs - At that point why stand on pretense?
Clean Laffs - Tough jobs.
Clean Laffs - Clothes or beer? The eternal question.
Clean Laffs - What do you think I am, an ignoramus?
Clean Laffs - My favorite of our four fathers.
Clean Laffs - I will have to employ my fall-back plan.
Clean Laffs - I feel just horrible.
Clean Laffs - I like to keep things vague and confusing.
Clean Laffs - Where is the romance in comfort?
Clean Laffs - It's pretty comfortable under my desk.
Clean Laffs - Just another Friday night.
Clean Laffs - It's all part of the cycle of life.
Clean Laffs - What is it with women and packing?
Clean Laffs - What's so great about pants anyway?
Clean Laffs - A correction from The Wife.
Clean Laffs - The wife has a cruel sense of humor.
Clean Laffs - On second thought, it was definitely ninjas.
Clean Laffs - I'll go with beer every time.
Clean Laffs - The first time I ever lost a yodeling contest.
Clean Laffs - I have a unique problem.
Clean Laffs - That makes me feel good.
Clean Laffs - How much fun can you have while wearing pants?
Clean Laffs - Not every weekend can be an extravaganza.
Clean Laffs - That sounds plausible, doesn't it?
Clean Laffs - Kids are amazingly resilient.
Clean Laffs - Impulse control problems and regret.
Clean Laffs - Picture day.
Clean Laffs - Now that's love for you.
Clean Laffs - Time to make little kids cry again.
Clean Laffs - Oooo...shiny.
Clean Laffs - I'm so conflicted.
Clean Laffs - If only.
Clean Laffs - It is not an easy balance.
Clean Laffs - Unintentional swagger.
Clean Laffs - The most benign, harmless kind of adventure.
Clean Laffs - I have no idea what's going to happen.
Clean Laffs - Misunderstanding the great American pastime.
Clean Laffs - A last minute adventure.
Clean Laffs - You couldn't ask for any better.
Clean Laffs - A who's who of local food aficionados.
Clean Laffs - I think parenting has changed.
Clean Laffs - I am going to be a bachelor again.
Clean Laffs - I couldn't bear to watch.
Clean Laffs - The big weekend adventure.
Clean Laffs - Bills or beer? What to do? What to do?
Clean Laffs - Thanks for rubbing salt in the wound.
Clean Laffs - A new experience at the Ren Faire.
Clean Laffs - I am not so thin skinned.
Clean Laffs - I should be so lucky.
Clean Laffs - How much austerity must I endure?
Clean Laffs - The perfect birthday gift.
Clean Laffs - Insensitive bores don't get dinner and drinks.
Clean Laffs - No injuries or property damage.
Clean Laffs - Sometimes comedy has consequences.
Clean Laffs - A party of epic proportions.
Clean Laffs - It is impossible to avoid all the traps.
Clean Laffs - A few small misdemeanors on Mackinac.
Clean Laffs - The Mackinac adventure.
Clean Laffs - One of those rare, perfect opportunities.
Clean Laffs - A dangerous way to finance the trip.
Clean Laffs - I was never one to waste good booze.
Clean Laffs - An ambitious first day on the road.
Clean Laffs - What a trip.
Clean Laffs - You're never too old to be a rebel.
Clean Laffs - A bare minimum of collateral damage.
Clean Laffs - One of the French benefits of this job.
Clean Laffs - The same old tricks.
Clean Laffs - Believe it or not, Michigan actually does wine.
Clean Laffs - An inauspicious start to the summer.
Clean Laffs - The dangers of drinking and barbecuing.
Clean Laffs - An event of gluttonous proportions.
Clean Laffs - Some people get so touchy about Star Trek.
Clean Laffs - Talk about a busy weekend.
Clean Laffs - I would hate to be put to the test.
Clean Laffs - There goes the one year anniversary fund.
Clean Laffs - Does teaching little kids ever go right?
Clean Laffs - You have to set small, achievable goals.
Clean Laffs - I almost cannot even bear to imagine it.
Clean Laffs - It could always be worse.
Clean Laffs - I might be in trouble.
Clean Laffs - I better come up with something good!
Clean Laffs - It's not like the good, old days.
Clean Laffs - Be grateful for what you get.
Clean Laffs - I am still not completely recovered.
Clean Laffs - Waiting to do all that macho, manly stuff.
Clean Laffs - I fell victim to one of the classic blunders.
Clean Laffs - Going old school on Fremont Street.
Clean Laffs - An exciting discovery on the north side.
Clean Laffs - In Vegas steht ein Hofbrauhaus!
Clean Laffs - Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Clean Laffs - It could have been a lot better and a lot worse!
Clean Laffs - A stressful first day in Vegas.
Clean Laffs - Apologies and thanks.
Clean Laffs - A slight miscalculation.
Clean Laffs - My final issue.
Clean Laffs - Wish me luck.
Clean Laffs - Something I wanted to try for a long time.
Clean Laffs - Apparently it's getting worse.
Clean Laffs - It's not the worst way I've ever wasted time.
Clean Laffs - Where does the money go?
Clean Laffs - The readers respond.
Clean Laffs - I am putting the challenge on you!
Clean Laffs - Some things you can't fake your way through.
Clean Laffs - I feel guilty if I say no.
Clean Laffs - I probably won't freeze to death.
Clean Laffs - No fun of any kind.
Clean Laffs - I am not looking forward to this weekend.
Clean Laffs - My wife left me.
Clean Laffs - After the wife explained it to me.
Clean Laffs - For the first time in 12 years.
Clean Laffs - What a waste.
Clean Laffs - Who can afford a secret stash?
Clean Laffs - In case you hadn't noticed.
Clean Laffs - The roller coaster continues.
Clean Laffs - I had some weird luck this weekend.
Clean Laffs - The grown-up world costs money.
Clean Laffs - What about all the pain and suffering?
Clean Laffs - Just for schnitz and giggles.
Clean Laffs - A few kicks help with the motivation.
Clean Laffs - Life never turns out the way you expect.
Clean Laffs - Just like back in college.
Clean Laffs - I'll have to be sneaky about it.
Clean Laffs - Not even close to the record.
Clean Laffs - I don't think I'll ever master the waterfall.
Clean Laffs - The old switcheroo.
Clean Laffs - It doesn't seem fair, does it?
Clean Laffs - I have finally learned my limit.
Clean Laffs - Puppies and beer. The horror.
Clean Laffs - Maybe we can blame the Heat Miser.
Clean Laffs - This will be a real challenge.
Clean Laffs - A smart person would have walked away.
Clean Laffs - The champagne will be flowing.
Clean Laffs - It can be done!
Clean Laffs - I am as prepared as I can be.
Clean Laffs - 'Wassail!'
Clean Laffs - I'll have to face it sober.
Clean Laffs - I have a really bad habit.
Clean Laffs - It's almost never a good idea to let it ride.
Clean Laffs - My favorite kind of party.
Clean Laffs - She better not be expecting another present!
Clean Laffs - The leg-pulling was kept to a minimum.
Clean Laffs - What's the big surprise?
Clean Laffs - Deodorant is the reason for the season.
Clean Laffs - You wouldn't believe the luck.
Clean Laffs - We totally won!
Clean Laffs - Am I smarter than a third grader? No.
Clean Laffs - Just like a cuter Jason Bourne.
Clean Laffs - Sparkling conversation is my strong suit.
Clean Laffs - How to ruin Thanksgiving.
Clean Laffs - The tournament was a success.
Clean Laffs - It's never a good idea to compete with the wife.
Clean Laffs - It's safer to avoid a kick in the head.
Clean Laffs - Goofing around time is over.
Clean Laffs - One of those truly humiliating moments in life.
Clean Laffs - The only way to get rid of the regret.
Clean Laffs - A painful lesson.
Clean Laffs - It's hard to get into too much trouble.
Clean Laffs - I have a brilliant idea.
Clean Laffs - Some people might call me obsessive.
Clean Laffs - I'm afraid I might be psychologically scarred.
Clean Laffs - State law says she gets half.
Clean Laffs - A tremendous success.
Clean Laffs - The best way to have fun.
Clean Laffs - It's very Pavlovian of me.
Clean Laffs - The power of guilt.
Clean Laffs - I'm getting a little vacation tonight.
Clean Laffs - At least that would be exciting.
Clean Laffs - Don't overdo it at those Columbus Day parties!
Clean Laffs - More good news.
Clean Laffs - Never as fun as it is supposed to be.
Clean Laffs - Not as exciting as it used to be.
Clean Laffs - If I don't use it, I'll lose it!
Clean Laffs - You learn things when you live with a person.
Clean Laffs - Who's the sucker?
Clean Laffs - A little Shugyo goes a long way.
Clean Laffs - Who is the lucky girl?
Clean Laffs - Of all the things that could have happened.
Clean Laffs - Eins, zwei, g'suffa!
Clean Laffs - I am a student of Homer.
Clean Laffs - 100 different kinds of beer under one tent.
Clean Laffs - Just like being a bachelor again.
Clean Laffs - Both success and failure at Fall Fest.
Clean Laffs - When everybody starts to lose their minds.
Clean Laffs - Not the first time I put my health at risk.
Clean Laffs - You never get something for nothing.
Clean Laffs - What are the chances?
Clean Laffs - I feel morally obligated.
Clean Laffs - Not much different than dating.
Clean Laffs - It started out as such a good weekend.
Clean Laffs - This will be a first for me.
Clean Laffs - It's all part of the cycle of life.
Clean Laffs - It's a long walk home from Kenosha.
Clean Laffs - Ridiculous and expensive equals cool.
Clean Laffs - Is one 'Taste' really as good as another?
Clean Laffs - My new friend Al.
Clean Laffs - Fest season is in full swing.
Clean Laffs - I've finally found the secret.
Clean Laffs - 140
Clean Laffs - It has been three years.
Clean Laffs - It is not much different from dating.
Clean Laffs - I know I sound like a bit of a prude, but...
Clean Laffs - When you can't take all your clothes off.
Clean Laffs - One step forward and two steps back.
Clean Laffs - Don't promise something you can't deliver.
Clean Laffs - Cheating death always makes good reading.
Clean Laffs - The only other really stupid thing we did.
Clean Laffs - Risking my life always gives me an appetite.
Clean Laffs - A little innocent fun on the Fourth.
Clean Laffs - A volcano doesn't have to erupt to kill you!
Clean Laffs - Just when I thought I was out...
Clean Laffs - It's going to be a busy summer.
Clean Laffs - Where does the time go?
Clean Laffs - You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Clean Laffs - We all have our little fantasies.
Clean Laffs - All I'd need to do...
Clean Laffs - What a way to kick off the summer.
Clean Laffs - You've never seen that at a wedding reception.
Clean Laffs - That's a good sign.
Clean Laffs - It will all be over soon.
Clean Laffs - I'm the one you should be worrying about.
Clean Laffs - I have rarely displayed such bad decision making.
Clean Laffs - The more you hate me, the more you will learn.
Clean Laffs - The single biggest project so far.
Clean Laffs - This has got to stop.
Clean Laffs - Creative wedding planning.
Clean Laffs - DHS is probably monitoring me right now.
Clean Laffs - We should have gone to Vegas.
Clean Laffs - It takes longer but it's less messy.
Clean Laffs - I did NOT drive a Beemer to work today.
Clean Laffs - Okay, so I'm a sucker.
Clean Laffs - All I can do is hope and pray.
Clean Laffs - It's true. I am replacing the girlfriend.
Clean Laffs - I am amazed at what I once thought was cool.
Clean Laffs - I know what I like and I like what I know.
Clean Laffs - If there is one thing I hate in the world...
Clean Laffs - As successful as might be expected.
Clean Laffs - Perfect timing. Just perfect.
Clean Laffs - Your money is important to a lot of people.
Clean Laffs - There is more than one kind of fun.
Clean Laffs - It might not be ideal, but it is cheap.
Clean Laffs - I am notoriously bad at this.
Clean Laffs - Waste not, want not.
Clean Laffs - That is how the universe works.
Clean Laffs - Are babies contagious, or is that a myth?
Clean Laffs - I'm sure you know what "it" I'm talking about.
Clean Laffs - Never as fun as it was supposed to be.
Clean Laffs - At the bottom the only place to go is up.
Clean Laffs - Despite my most solemn and sacred vow.
Clean Laffs - The best laid plans.
Clean Laffs - Welcome to spring.
Clean Laffs - Fun with geography.
Clean Laffs - I get a double whammy.
Clean Laffs - Aliens or cow farts? We may never know.
Clean Laffs - It's important to have a variety of interests.
Clean Laffs - Hey! A bruised pinky is a serious injury.
Clean Laffs - I have twelve weeks.
Clean Laffs - I feel like a real monster.
Clean Laffs - A little competition is good for the spirit.
Clean Laffs - How often do you get to do something like that?
Clean Laffs - Is it better to be smart or lucky?
Clean Laffs - There are worse ways to spend a Saturday night.
Clean Laffs - Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Clean Laffs - Try to make an example today.
Clean Laffs - Nothing says romance like baked beans and pork.
Clean Laffs - I'm going to have to get creative.
Clean Laffs - So I'm no Ryan Reynolds.
Clean Laffs - I know a few relationship tricks.
Clean Laffs - Then who would be the sucker?
Clean Laffs - Promotion testing this weekend.
Clean Laffs - I finally pulled the trigger.
Clean Laffs - Would I do something that stupid?
Clean Laffs - I call the name Magnifico Giganticus.
Clean Laffs - I need two years and about a million dollars.
Clean Laffs - A one-in-a-million chance.
Clean Laffs - The correct answer is George.
Clean Laffs - If anybody has any success stories let me know!
Clean Laffs - I fell victim to one of the classic blunders.
Clean Laffs - What's a Queen to do?
Clean Laffs - It might be time for a roommate.
Clean Laffs - Like a spiritual happy hour.
Clean Laffs - If only I thought of that a year ago.
Clean Laffs - The Christmas without scotch.
Clean Laffs - Is the planet still here?
Clean Laffs - Doomsday party at my place.
Clean Laffs - They'll be telling their grandkids about this.
Clean Laffs - No pressure, just fun.
Clean Laffs - Fortunately I don't believe in reincarnation.
Clean Laffs - Why is fun so much stress?
Clean Laffs - I have never felt so unwelcome.
Clean Laffs - What do I need fingers for anyway?
Clean Laffs - I can't figure out why I'm not married.
Clean Laffs - Who spends a hundred bucks for a fish?
Clean Laffs - I think it's illegal.
Clean Laffs - The longest 20 minutes of my life.
Clean Laffs – You know what you can do with your expectations.
Clean Laffs - See your friendly neighborhood Spider-Joe.
Clean Laffs - I've finally found the secret.
Clean Laffs - It's part of the magic of the holidays.
Clean Laffs - My secret strategy for the holidays.
Clean Laffs - There is only so much one man can do.
Clean Laffs - I don't think I can handle the stress.
Clean Laffs - She's goooooone.
Clean Laffs - I don't put a lot of trust in my subconscious.
Clean Laffs - One night in Beograd.
Clean Laffs - We do some pretty stupid things here in the office.
Clean Laffs - There is still a little honesty left in the world.
Clean Laffs - I know I sound like a bit of a prude, but...
Clean Laffs - It's a mystery.
Clean Laffs - One less thing to worry about.
Clean Laffs - Does that make me smart or lame?
Clean Laffs - My $100 million idea.
Clean Laffs - That's the Chicago way.
Clean Laffs - I filled my monthly quota of crazy.
Clean Laffs - I just don't have that kind of time!
Clean Laffs - There is no denying it now.
Clean Laffs - Now here is the new rule.
Clean Laffs - I don't make up the rules.
Clean Laffs - To me it was worth it.
Clean Laffs - How's this for luck...
Clean Laffs - The whole thing was like a big, practical joke.
Clean Laffs - I should have known it wasn't going to work out.
Clean Laffs - As it turned out, we weren't the smart ones.
Clean Laffs - Lock yourselves inside, because it's coming!
Clean Laffs - It was all handled by the local authorities.
Clean Laffs - The party's over.
Clean Laffs - How do I get talked into these things?
Clean Laffs - How long can I keep this up?
Clean Laffs - The new no pants rule.
Clean Laffs - If this doesn't work out there's always Chili's.
Clean Laffs - Who could possibly be more popular than me?
Clean Laffs - Do I trust Euclid or Einstein?
Clean Laffs - Get how smart I am.
Clean Laffs - Game over, man!
Clean Laffs - It would take a stronger man than me.
Clean Laffs - One of these years I have to get a cell phone.
Clean Laffs - I think my girlfriend wants me to move in with her.
Clean Laffs - The common factor in all supid purchases.
Clean Laffs - A girl has never swooned over my usability.
Clean Laffs - Okay...okay! So I did end up buying something.
Clean Laffs - Imagine the fun you could have with a viking helmet!
Clean Laffs - One solution to the debt crisis; sweater drawers!
Clean Laffs - Maybe it's a chick thing.
Clean Laffs - When taekwondo goes wrong.
Clean Laffs - A narrow escape at Taste of Orland.
Clean Laffs - Crisis was averted all around.
Clean Laffs - Nobody talks like that anymore.
Clean Laffs - The dynamics of personal finance.
Clean Laffs - This is good for my self-a-steam.
Clean Laffs - I happen to think I look good on camera.
Clean Laffs - The secret to creativity.
Clean Laffs - Mine wasn't the worst injury of the day.
Clean Laffs - Sometimes it's easy to get carried away.
Clean Laffs - What's the point of summer?
Clean Laffs - I guess it's no longer a secret.
Clean Laffs - Tomorrow is a dangerous combination of events.
Clean Laffs - I'm due, I can feel it.
Clean Laffs - Green means go.
Clean Laffs - In an emergency it's a good trick to remember!
Clean Laffs - Always a sign of a successful party.
Clean Laffs - Down with the Quartering Act and the Stamp Act!
Clean Laffs - I have to pretend I live a productive life.
Clean Laffs - More information than you probably want to know.
Clean Laffs - Who knows? This could be your week.
Clean Laffs - I need to be careful about where I put my hands!
Clean Laffs - The Solstice Makes Me Hot
Clean Laffs - The international language of 'gag.'
Clean Laffs - That's it. Now I'm motivated!
Clean Laffs - Eventually things always get better.
Clean Laffs - My luck hasn't changed.
Clean Laffs - One step forward and two steps back.
Clean Laffs - Suckers.
Clean Laffs - Celebrate paying off my truck in cool comfort.
Clean Laffs - Does anybody know how to unglue a sock?
Clean Laffs - I almost managed to accomplish nothing.
Clean Laffs - Take a minute between cheeseburgers and beers.
Clean Laffs - Despite all expectations, I didn't die.
Clean Laffs - Who can tell me what SCUBA stands for?
Clean Laffs - The travel hangover.
Clean Laffs - The miracle of modern travel.
Clean Laffs - If I'm going to go I want to look good.
Clean Laffs - Not the weird kind of experimenting.
Clean Laffs - Sounds like perfect motorcycling weather.
Clean Laffs - Situation excellent. I shall attack.
Clean Laffs - At least I'll get to work on my tan.
Clean Laffs - A horse is a horse, except when it's an adjective.
Clean Laffs - Sometimes a good sweat is all you need.
Clean Laffs - I'm no cowboy.
Clean Laffs - An odd twist of probability.
Clean Laffs - Much Ado About Nothing.
Clean Laffs - Tick-tock, tick-tock.
Clean Laffs - What am I, Macedonian?
Clean Laffs - We are on the razor's edge.
Clean Laffs - A crash course.
Clean Laffs - This must be what it feels like to be responsible.
Clean Laffs - Always be careful what you promise.
Clean Laffs - Talk about being distracted.
Clean Laffs - Here's an interesting tidbit you might not know.
Clean Laffs - Tournament highlights.
Clean Laffs - Now I understand how the tribe communicates.
Clean Laffs - Now here's something I've never done before.
Clean Laffs - Rest assured, I will not poison myself.
Clean Laffs - At three dollars a bag, why risk it?
Clean Laffs - The readers love a good shrimp boil.
Clean Laffs - Fun with a shrimp boil.
Clean Laffs - I fell victim to one of the classic blunders.
Clean Laffs - My success has given me the itch.
Clean Laffs - Today is an important day, for me anyway.
Clean Laffs - The correct answer is George.
Clean Laffs - But it's a good kind of torture.
Clean Laffs - Are you ready for Hung Over Wednesday?
Clean Laffs - All the right moves, for once in my life.
Clean Laffs - The wardrobe is not included.
Clean Laffs - Lots of opportunities to party!
Clean Laffs - Knowing when to say when.
Clean Laffs - Guess who got their tax refund?
Clean Laffs - There is a reason teenagers act like teenagers.
Clean Laffs - My fashion sense hasn't changed much in 25 years.
Clean Laffs - Pretending I'm the federal government.
Clean Laffs - In case you haven't noticed...
Clean Laffs - Money, money, money.
Clean Laffs - This year's vacation plans.
Clean Laffs - A night at Fogo's.
Clean Laffs - There is only so much excitement.
Clean Laffs - Pure genius!
Clean Laffs - You have to be confident in your relationship.
Clean Laffs - When it comes to boats even fantasizing is expensive.
Clean Laffs - Meat, by any other name.
Clean Laffs - A hundred bucks on fast food?
Clean Laffs - The cold, dark days of winter.
Clean Laffs - I think I need to go back to college.
Clean Laffs - I failed miserably.
Clean Laffs - If only I thought of that a year ago.
Clean Laffs - The good news and the bad news.
Clean Laffs - Back to my old habits.
Clean Laffs - I haven't burned anything down yet!
Clean Laffs - The New Year's Eve affair.
Clean Laffs - It's not a perfect system, but it works.
Clean Laffs - Something a little different planned.
Clean Laffs - How many bullets have I dodged?
Clean Laffs - A deep breath before the next plunge.
Clean Laffs - The three wise guys.
Clean Laffs - The secret to happiness.
Clean Laffs - Working smart, not hard.
Clean Laffs - Old Mason's ultimate man cave.
Clean Laffs - I have enough problems.
Clean Laffs - It's his own fault.
Clean Laffs - It's not my place to criticize.
Clean Laffs - I don't have many friends.
Clean Laffs - All the elements of a well balanced breakfast.
Clean Laffs - Chicks dig guys who can cook.
Clean Laffs - I never cease to be amazed.
Clean Laffs - How was I supposed to know she was a vegetarian?
Clean Laffs - I believe in being prepared.
Clean Laffs - The Thanksgiving diet.
Clean Laffs - A nice, little surprise.
Clean Laffs - The seven wonders.
Clean Laffs - That's what I get for caring.
Clean Laffs - It's all about the location.
Clean Laffs - It's over two years and I'm still haunted!
Clean Laffs - I'm not sure how much daylight I'm actually saving.
Clean Laffs - It must be a conspiracy.
Clean Laffs - I usually don't use dirty words, but...
Clean Laffs - The hair thin silver lining.
Clean Laffs - Always check the prices first.
Clean Laffs - Victim of economic recession.
Clean Laffs - The subtle difference between flirting and fighting.
Clean Laffs - The best way to get rid of Visigoths.
Clean Laffs - All the fun with none of the work or responsibility.
Clean Laffs - No one was hurt during this transaction.
Clean Laffs - Apparently I missed Oktoberfest!
Clean Laffs - Do you believe in serendipity?
Clean Laffs - I think I might be in over my head.
Clean Laffs - I hope you're enjoying yourself.
Clean Laffs - I am industriously available.
Clean Laffs - The nerve of some people!
Clean Laffs - There is no denying it now.
Clean Laffs - What a loser.
Clean Laffs - How long can I keep this up?
Clean Laffs - Money isn't everything.
Clean Laffs - It's officially Fall, not that you'd know it.
Clean Laffs - Oktoberfest doesn't count.
Clean Laffs - For that classy medieval look.
Clean Laffs - Love...exciting and old?
Clean Laffs - Like they say, timing is everything.
Clean Laffs - It still seems like a rip off to me.
Clean Laffs - Building, and killing, an appetite at Fall Fest.
Clean Laffs - Nobody wins when little girls start crying.
Clean Laffs - It's over. It's all over!
Clean Laffs - It's like a time machine without the temporal physics.
Clean Laffs - It's important to have goals.
Clean Laffs - Old Mason's neighbors hate me.
Clean Laffs - That's good math any way you count it.
Clean Laffs - Thinking practically.
Clean Laffs - I'm not one to give up.
Clean Laffs - If only I can overcome every natural instinct.
Clean Laffs - If anything it should be entertaining.
Clean Laffs - I can think of a better use for limes.
Clean Laffs - I need to make up some serious points.
Clean Laffs - At the bottom of the totem pole.
Clean Laffs - I have a really difficult time saying no.
Clean Laffs - Please don't jinx me!
Clean Laffs - Some people have too many toys and gadgets.
Clean Laffs - The black cloud inside every silver lining.
Clean Laffs - We're into it now.
Clean Laffs - Caught up on all my daydreaming.
Clean Laffs - What can I say, I'm a slave to convenience.
Clean Laffs - It's hardly rocket science.
Clean Laffs - I usually don't mind the 'distressed' look.
Clean Laffs - Where does the time go?
Clean Laffs - I'm not a technophile, but I do love these!
Clean Laffs - A broad interpretation of 'public nuisance'.
Clean Laffs - I might be a little too mature for that.
Clean Laffs - It's always something.
Clean Laffs - An accordion, the ultimate party killer.
Clean Laffs - I forgot to tell you about Taste of Chicago!
Stay Cool On The Hot Days Ahead...
Clean Laffs - Never take 16-year-old girls too seriously.
Clean Laffs - It happened again. What is my luck?
Clean Laffs - The best laid plans.
Clean Laffs - The battle plan is set.
Clean Laffs - I'm just like the federal government.
Clean Laffs - Never take advice from someone named Mungo.
Clean Laffs - The tail end of the apocalypse.
Clean Laffs - A lot of effort to have lunch in the park.
Clean Laffs - Kiss Me It's the Solstice!
Clean Laffs - I'll just use it to make other people feel bad.
Clean Laffs - Don't you wish you were dating me?
Clean Laffs - Is anybody having a Flag Day party?
Silly Rubber Bands....Now they Glow in the Dark...
Clean Laffs - My wedding is going to have none of that.
Clean Laffs - Good, old fashioned, American fun.
Clean Laffs - Not as sharp as I used to be.
Clean Laffs - The entire weekend wasn't a success.
Clean Laffs - Really, how dangerous could it be?
Clean Laffs - What's good for severe hot oil burns?
Clean Laffs - Playing with fire and oil.
Clean Laffs - Who am I going to make fun of?
Clean Laffs - There are better places to roll around!
Clean Laffs - It's going to be a busy summer.
There's Nothing Like Home Grown Tomatoes...
Clean Laffs - A very uncomfortable experience.
Clean Laffs - Rank hath privileges.
Clean Laffs - It's like dating Guile from Street Fighter.
Clean Laffs - Waiting to do all that macho, manly stuff.
Clean Laffs - It's heel, toe, THEN you dosey doe!
Clean Laffs - The natives might identify me as an outsider.
Clean Laffs - Underground shoot-fighting.
Clean Laffs - If you're not crying blood you're not training!
Clean Laffs - I don't really need to have fun anymore.
Clean Laffs - I have not been having good car luck lately.
Clean Laffs - At least I can still open jars!
Clean Laffs - Think about how much more popular you'll be.
Believe it or not...I do care about the environment
Clean Laffs - I am a slave to convenience.
Clean Laffs - A combination of genius and stupidity.
Clean Laffs - Not even these guys would attack a woman.
Clean Laffs - Safety precautions are for sissies.
Clean Laffs - All work and no play makes Joe a dull boy.
Clean Laffs - Why do I have to live in Escher's Relativity?
Clean Laffs - One half drunk slob is better than four.
Clean Laffs - All about angels.
Clean Laffs - Think I could work as a personal trainer?
My Condo Is A Sinkhole In My Checking Account
Clean Laffs - I came off looking really cool and swank.
Clean Laffs - A rich fantasy life is important.
Clean Laffs - With friends like these...
Clean Laffs - The cure for what ails you...or me.
Clean Laffs - I suddenly feel a lot less safe.
Clean Laffs - What would a woman do in such a situation?
Clean Laffs - Good luck to Axel.
Clean Laffs - If I can do it, why can't they?
Clean Laffs - FYI, you'll get another Clean Laffs on Thursday.
Clean Laffs - Not exactly the therapy I needed.
Clean Laffs - There are only so many ways.
Clean Laffs - There goes the entertainment budget for the week.
Clean Laffs - Never feed canary birds meat!
Clean Laffs - It'll be a riot.
Clean Laffs - I'm not a high school kid anymore.
Clean Laffs - What to do with the kitty.
Clean Laffs - Tonight will be my first night.
Clean Laffs - Now that's a successful Valentine's Day.
Clean Laffs - I'm less likely to get in trouble.
Clean Laffs - The best things in life really are free!
Clean Laffs - You know me; Mr. Straight Arrow.
Clean Laffs - Looks like I won't be retiring any time soon.
Clean Laffs - Like anybody believes the future exists.
Clean Laffs - That money's already spent.
Clean Laffs - Not the weekend I had planned.
Clean Laffs - It's that time again.
Clean Laffs - Just like Mad Max with less leather.
Clean Laffs - When am I going to learn?
Clean Laffs - That's the current plan.
Clean Laffs - That's the kind of excitement I have in my life.
Clean Laffs - There's no substitute for pork and cuddling.
Clean Laffs - If only I had a date.
Clean Laffs - Read at your own risk.
Clean Laffs - An albedo by any other name.
Clean Laffs - The price I pay for entertainment.
Clean Laffs - Discretion is the better part of valor.
Clean Laffs - A real opportunity for reflection.
Clean Laffs - It's time for a serious new year's resolution.
Clean Laffs - What are teenagers learning in high school?
Clean Laffs - Last minute? Me? Never!
Clean Laffs - A man has got to look good.
Clean Laffs - I got in a little trouble over the weekend.
Clean Laffs - I need to come up with something good.
Clean Laffs - Roulette pays 35 to 1.
Clean Laffs - We were determined and most importantly sober.
Clean Laffs - It's going to be a fun end to the year.
Clean Laffs - I look like a thirteenth century Mongol.
Clean Laffs - Snuggle Up This Holiday Season
Clean Laffs - Two seconds of wonderment isn't bad.
Clean Laffs - My girlfriend is in the cheese column.
Clean Laffs - The problem with money is spending it!
Clean Laffs - Maybe I have a problem.
Clean Laffs - Life's little disappointments.
Clean Laffs - Pumpkin pie or sweet potato, it's a toss up.
Clean Laffs - Talk about your bizarre luck!
Clean Laffs - I sell myself cheap.
Clean Laffs - What else am I going to do?
Clean Laffs - So I got that going for me.
Clean Laffs - It must be global warming.
Clean Laffs Video - Men are pigs.
Clean Laffs - I don't want anybody to freak out.
Clean Laffs - Do you think I would translate well?
Clean Laffs - Sometimes a good sweat is good for you too.
Clean Laffs - Slow and steady annoys the client.
Clean Laffs - Money in, money out.
Clean Laffs Video - Stuff Happens
Clean Laffs - It's a vicious circle.
Clean Laffs - The generosity of women.
Clean Laffs - It's only money.
Clean Laffs - It can get depressing.
Clean Laffs - You can still have fun without dressing up!
Clean Laffs Video - I've Spent Too Many Hours Crying.
Clean Laffs - It's going to be a rodeo.
Clean Laffs - We're in it with both feet.
Clean Laffs - The Clean Laffs Bonus Points program!
Clean Laffs - 20 bonus points to whoever gets this one.
Clean Laffs - Money for nothing.
Clean Laffs - It all depends on how you define fun.
Clean Laffs - You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Clean Laffs - Yes, I'm that kind of guy.
Clean Laffs - Learn from Joe's mistakes
Clean Laffs Video - The Inspector General
Clean Laffs - Or I could just order a pizza.
Clean Laffs - No one was hurt during this transaction.
Clean Laffs - You guys are good!
Clean Laffs - Taking it like a trooper.
Clean Laffs - Where does the time go?
Clean Laffs - Miss me, miss me, now you gotta kiss me.