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If it weren't for the last minute...
It's not summer without a road trip.
Knock knock.
I did it again.
That's what I get for being early.
Fun and heat exhaustion at the food fest.
Comestibles and taekwondo.
Does anybody have some good recipes?
That old anxiety is starting to kick in.
Attendance is mandatory.
That sounds just like my ex-girlfriend.
We had a very close call with some severe weather.
I don't know why I put myself through the humiliation anymore.
What kind of a street fest doesn't have bratwursts?
We had to undertake a little adventure.
A party by any other name will still have beer.
Professional standards in the pig roasting industry.
I'm definitely loaded up on vitamin D.
Does the fun ever end?
It's like Christmas in July.
How to make your very own launch vehicle using fire-crackers.
I like to put on a good face.
I always get carried away when it comes to party planning.
I embarrassed myself a bit this weekend.
There is timing in everything.
The last thing I want to do is wait until the last minute!
We have 94 glorious days.
Living the bachelor life again.
When you're down to your last hundred bucks.
It's nice to be back in the saddle.
How desperate do you have to be before you eat a gas station hot dog?
Whatever happened to customer service?
Let's keep our eye on the prize.
Ah ha! I knew it!
Smoke might not be the best application.
We only have 115 days.
Getting experimental.
Hoping for rain.
Why do I let my wife talk me into this stuff?
Taste testing tequila.
How long did I sleep last night?
I'd love to hear your suggestions.
That's just my luck.
I should be careful what I wish for.
What makes a mother?
I'm dumb, but I'm not that dumb.
What are these kids doing with their time?
Expanding my cultural horizons.
I've got a 33 percent chance at a great afternoon.