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Really bad joke day.
Those halcyon days of 4-and-a-half months ago.
Not exactly house guests.
What can I say? I'm sensitive.
I finally figured out how to play golf.
It'll be hard getting my swing back.
Mostly nuts.
Do you ever feel frisky around figs?
A work in progress.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
This train will stop at Tucumcari.
The cure for the apocalypse.
It's all about quality of life.
I looked like I was about to rob a train.
I hope you're not superstitious.
Part deux.
Throwing caution to the wind on Independence Day.
An error in judgment on my part.
Tomorrow will be the real challenge.
That's what I get for opening my mouth.
Drinking and texting.
Apparently life was just setting me up.
What a bunch of losers.
Like I needed to feel any worse about myself.
Something to look forward to.
I don't think everybody is taking this mask business seriously.
Only the important stuff.
Some people just aren't cut out for charcoal.
20 bucks is 20 bucks.
If it's on fire it's already too late.
That's a long time to go without a martini.
I'm always amazed by what I don't know.
That's one I've never heard before.
How my lifestyle has evolved, or maybe devolved.
Did I miss spring again?
We only have 119 days.
Who knows? I might get lucky.
Whatever happened to April showers bring May flowers?
A project I've wanted to get done for a while.
The importance of budgeting.
It never hurts to say hello.
All-in-all not a bad Sunday.
If Wang Lung can do it, so can I.
It's like Halloween every day.
Fire always adds a little excitement.
You can never discount the possibility of a freak grilling accident.
The world is my oyster.
A thing of beauty is a joy to behold.
Ninja squirrels.
Thanks for all the comments.
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