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The old bachelor skills die hard.
Another arts-and-crafts (and wine) night.
It's Christmas tree shopping time again.
No fun of any kind.
Just about the easiest turkey I have ever prepared.
Florida is nice this time of year.
Tonight the work starts.
To fry or not to fry.
I'm looking forward to this little experiment.
She's falling down on the job.
I've got an idea...
A good way to generate sales if you can pull it off.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
I tried a new recipe this weekend.
It's all downhill from there.
It ain't easy being that good looking.
Draugrs and monstrous, predatory spiders.
A fun and profitable weekend... hopefully.
It's the simple pleasures.
I swear to God this is a true story.
Who says Oktoberfest is over?
You never know how much of a slob you are until you have house guests.
Enjoying the weather.
There are limits to human achievement.
So much for my spider.
Flies and spiders.
I'm not one to be put off so easily.
Why is Oktoberfest in September?
A new record.
I have a choice this weekend.
It ain't easy being me.
If it's not dangerous and difficult it's hardly worth doing.
Fall certainly got here in a hurry.
I'm beginning to realize how a person can waste their lives away.
There's more than one way to hold a stein.
The wife and I are getting in the mood tonight.
It's like I'm working just to pay everybody else.
There's a time for every purpose under heaven, except, apparently, house maintenance.
It's Oktoberfest season again.
Surprises and disappointments at Fall Fest.
Celebrating all of the women who are about to give birth.
This is it. The last big weekend of summer.
That is the way to vacation, if you can pull it off.
I learned a new word today; malaphor.
As salt as Neptune himself.
What is the real 'grown up' drink?
My hair stylist doesn't appreciate my humor.
If it weren't for the last minute...
It's not summer without a road trip.
Knock knock.
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