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A sure-fire cure for the mid-winter doldrums.
I actually enjoy the boredom.
Another victim of the pandemic.
They took all of the fun out of throwing money away.
The Christmas haul.
It's like coming back to a life I left behind.
What my philosophy has always been.
Stranger things have happened on a New Year's Eve.
Do you really lose 50 percent of your body heat through your head?
Gold, frankincense and booze.
Who has time for sugar-plums?
We are definitely getting our money's worth.
Dealing with my seasonal affective disorder.
I like your P.P.
My kind of cooking.
Wine, wine, wine.
It's no secret who's the best Santa.
Cooking isn't always a chore.
There is a season for everything.
The 24 fuzzy days of Christmas.
I'm not going to be the neighborhood Scrooge this year.
Angry shopping is a better spectator sport.
The secret to a good turkey and everything else in life.
It feels odd having my Thanksgiving done early.
I'm looking forward to testing my skill again.
A pre-Thanksgiving.
It has been one tough week.
That's what I get for trying to be responsible.
Smoking is trickier than I thought.
I'm in the mood for an experiment.
Decisions, decisions.
Success and failure.
A brilliant and probably illegal idea.
We could all use a little more of that.
Creepy, isn't it?
What happened to two weeks?
Whatever it is, it's not a party.
Finally, something I'm really good at.
What's more important in life?
The engineering of challenges of Halloween decorating.
So much for the Draconids.
A dramatic display of physics, meteorology and alcohol.
There's freezing and then there's freezing.
The best reason to keep an old truck is the best reason to keep anything.
It took me about 3 days to recover from this one.
Sometimes the truth hurts.
I miss it already.
Where there's a will, there's an Oktoberfest.
Do you want to be able to punch through a brick wall?
Are you ready to go?
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