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I'd love to hear your suggestions. |
That's just my luck. |
I should be careful what I wish for. |
What makes a mother? |
I'm dumb, but I'm not that dumb. |
What are these kids doing with their time? |
Expanding my cultural horizons. |
I've got a 33 percent chance at a great afternoon. |
Churrasco. |
Threat level: squirrel. |
Here's something new. |
I was due a little success. |
A slow spring. |
Vagant or extravagant? |
April showers bring May peppers? |
My retirement plan. |
A sure-fire way to clear a room. |
Has anybody ever tried 'smoked' steak? |
I'm starting to think these quicky oil change places are a scam. |
Ruining picture day. |
The bitter taste of credit. |
I'm fine with being a couch potato. |
There are limits to love and devotion. |
Synergistic savings. |
I'm thinking about one thing. |
How's this for luck? |
I'm not a barbarian. |
I've changed. |
No one will blame you. |
We missed it again. |
I've got a fever. |
I might be asking a lot. |
No, gracias. |
There's no standing on dignity when free booze is on the line. |
And on the seventh day... |
Looking for senor Garcia. |
We survived Mexico. |
Mmmm... that's good muscle. |
My bedroom; where dreams go to die. |
Draft Dodgers and Romance. |
Something tells me I won't be getting a lot of sleep tonight. |
The devil's in the details. |
It's the Boy Scout motto. |
Brutal. Just brutal. |
It's the apocalypse. |
A person has to have something to look forward to. |
I'm not having a good day. |
My mother yelled at me. |
All this time I thought I was the head of the household. |
This is why the kids at the taekwondo school hate me. |
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