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| It's been a tough few weeks for me. |
| It's not Spanglish. |
| Maybe things will turn around. |
| What happens when there are no more weekends? |
| No money, opportunity, motivation, or justification. |
| Don't forget to call me. |
| It takes all the fun out of being sick. |
| When I want your opinion I'll squeeze your head. |
| That's my sales style... negligent. |
| I got a new job. |
| Priorities. |
| It's all for the wombats. |
| Boats, motorcycles and women. |
| Hey look. Money. |
| Really bad joke day. |
| Those halcyon days of 4-and-a-half months ago. |
| Not exactly house guests. |
| What can I say? I'm sensitive. |
| I finally figured out how to play golf. |
| It'll be hard getting my swing back. |
| Mostly nuts. |
| Do you ever feel frisky around figs? |
| A work in progress. |
| Smoke 'em if you got 'em. |
| This train will stop at Tucumcari. |
| The cure for the apocalypse. |
| It's all about quality of life. |
| I looked like I was about to rob a train. |
| I hope you're not superstitious. |
| Part deux. |
| Throwing caution to the wind on Independence Day. |
| An error in judgment on my part. |
| Tomorrow will be the real challenge. |
| That's what I get for opening my mouth. |
| Drinking and texting. |
| Apparently life was just setting me up. |
| What a bunch of losers. |
| Like I needed to feel any worse about myself. |
| Something to look forward to. |
| I don't think everybody is taking this mask business seriously. |
| Only the important stuff. |
| Some people just aren't cut out for charcoal. |
| 20 bucks is 20 bucks. |
| If it's on fire it's already too late. |
| That's a long time to go without a martini. |
| I'm always amazed by what I don't know. |
| That's one I've never heard before. |
| How my lifestyle has evolved, or maybe devolved. |
| Did I miss spring again? |
| We only have 119 days. |
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