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| There is a season for everything. |
| The 24 fuzzy days of Christmas. |
| I'm not going to be the neighborhood Scrooge this year. |
| Angry shopping is a better spectator sport. |
| The secret to a good turkey and everything else in life. |
| It feels odd having my Thanksgiving done early. |
| I'm looking forward to testing my skill again. |
| A pre-Thanksgiving. |
| It has been one tough week. |
| That's what I get for trying to be responsible. |
| Smoking is trickier than I thought. |
| I'm in the mood for an experiment. |
| Decisions, decisions. |
| Success and failure. |
| A brilliant and probably illegal idea. |
| We could all use a little more of that. |
| Creepy, isn't it? |
| What happened to two weeks? |
| Whatever it is, it's not a party. |
| Finally, something I'm really good at. |
| What's more important in life? |
| The engineering of challenges of Halloween decorating. |
| So much for the Draconids. |
| A dramatic display of physics, meteorology and alcohol. |
| There's freezing and then there's freezing. |
| The best reason to keep an old truck is the best reason to keep anything. |
| It took me about 3 days to recover from this one. |
| Sometimes the truth hurts. |
| I miss it already. |
| Where there's a will, there's an Oktoberfest. |
| Do you want to be able to punch through a brick wall? |
| Are you ready to go? |
| There's only one way to say goodbye to summer. |
| It's been a tough few weeks for me. |
| It's not Spanglish. |
| Maybe things will turn around. |
| What happens when there are no more weekends? |
| No money, opportunity, motivation, or justification. |
| Don't forget to call me. |
| It takes all the fun out of being sick. |
| When I want your opinion I'll squeeze your head. |
| That's my sales style... negligent. |
| I got a new job. |
| Priorities. |
| It's all for the wombats. |
| Boats, motorcycles and women. |
| Hey look. Money. |
| Really bad joke day. |
| Those halcyon days of 4-and-a-half months ago. |
| Not exactly house guests. |
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