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| I'd love to hear your suggestions. |
| That's just my luck. |
| I should be careful what I wish for. |
| What makes a mother? |
| I'm dumb, but I'm not that dumb. |
| What are these kids doing with their time? |
| Expanding my cultural horizons. |
| I've got a 33 percent chance at a great afternoon. |
| Churrasco. |
| Threat level: squirrel. |
| Here's something new. |
| I was due a little success. |
| A slow spring. |
| Vagant or extravagant? |
| April showers bring May peppers? |
| My retirement plan. |
| A sure-fire way to clear a room. |
| Has anybody ever tried 'smoked' steak? |
| I'm starting to think these quicky oil change places are a scam. |
| Ruining picture day. |
| The bitter taste of credit. |
| I'm fine with being a couch potato. |
| There are limits to love and devotion. |
| Synergistic savings. |
| I'm thinking about one thing. |
| How's this for luck? |
| I'm not a barbarian. |
| I've changed. |
| No one will blame you. |
| We missed it again. |
| I've got a fever. |
| I might be asking a lot. |
| No, gracias. |
| There's no standing on dignity when free booze is on the line. |
| And on the seventh day... |
| Looking for senor Garcia. |
| We survived Mexico. |
| Mmmm... that's good muscle. |
| My bedroom; where dreams go to die. |
| Draft Dodgers and Romance. |
| Something tells me I won't be getting a lot of sleep tonight. |
| The devil's in the details. |
| It's the Boy Scout motto. |
| Brutal. Just brutal. |
| It's the apocalypse. |
| A person has to have something to look forward to. |
| I'm not having a good day. |
| My mother yelled at me. |
| All this time I thought I was the head of the household. |
| This is why the kids at the taekwondo school hate me. |
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