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I hope you're not superstitious.
Part deux.
Throwing caution to the wind on Independence Day.
An error in judgment on my part.
Tomorrow will be the real challenge.
That's what I get for opening my mouth.
Drinking and texting.
Apparently life was just setting me up.
What a bunch of losers.
Like I needed to feel any worse about myself.
Something to look forward to.
I don't think everybody is taking this mask business seriously.
Only the important stuff.
Some people just aren't cut out for charcoal.
20 bucks is 20 bucks.
If it's on fire it's already too late.
That's a long time to go without a martini.
I'm always amazed by what I don't know.
That's one I've never heard before.
How my lifestyle has evolved, or maybe devolved.
Did I miss spring again?
We only have 119 days.
Who knows? I might get lucky.
Whatever happened to April showers bring May flowers?
A project I've wanted to get done for a while.
The importance of budgeting.
It never hurts to say hello.
All-in-all not a bad Sunday.
If Wang Lung can do it, so can I.
It's like Halloween every day.
Fire always adds a little excitement.
You can never discount the possibility of a freak grilling accident.
The world is my oyster.
A thing of beauty is a joy to behold.
Ninja squirrels.
Thanks for all the comments.
We have a new addition to the household.
I think I slept through summer.
A hard way to learn a money lesson.
The banana bread mystery.
I'm in an experimental mood.
Paul Bunyan's got nothing on me.
A new way to party.
Take advantage of some real spring weather.
Sometimes it's worth looking like an idiot in public.
There's eating, and then there's a dining experience.
If you're ever in Chi-town, boy you better walk right.
There's always a loophole if you look hard enough.
What supply shopping is like during a lockdown.
What does a normal person do with themselves?
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