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| Finally, something I'm really good at. |
| What's more important in life? |
| The engineering of challenges of Halloween decorating. |
| So much for the Draconids. |
| A dramatic display of physics, meteorology and alcohol. |
| There's freezing and then there's freezing. |
| The best reason to keep an old truck is the best reason to keep anything. |
| It took me about 3 days to recover from this one. |
| Sometimes the truth hurts. |
| I miss it already. |
| Where there's a will, there's an Oktoberfest. |
| Do you want to be able to punch through a brick wall? |
| Are you ready to go? |
| There's only one way to say goodbye to summer. |
| It's been a tough few weeks for me. |
| It's not Spanglish. |
| Maybe things will turn around. |
| What happens when there are no more weekends? |
| No money, opportunity, motivation, or justification. |
| Don't forget to call me. |
| It takes all the fun out of being sick. |
| When I want your opinion I'll squeeze your head. |
| That's my sales style... negligent. |
| I got a new job. |
| Priorities. |
| It's all for the wombats. |
| Boats, motorcycles and women. |
| Hey look. Money. |
| Really bad joke day. |
| Those halcyon days of 4-and-a-half months ago. |
| Not exactly house guests. |
| What can I say? I'm sensitive. |
| I finally figured out how to play golf. |
| It'll be hard getting my swing back. |
| Mostly nuts. |
| Do you ever feel frisky around figs? |
| A work in progress. |
| Smoke 'em if you got 'em. |
| This train will stop at Tucumcari. |
| The cure for the apocalypse. |
| It's all about quality of life. |
| I looked like I was about to rob a train. |
| I hope you're not superstitious. |
| Part deux. |
| Throwing caution to the wind on Independence Day. |
| An error in judgment on my part. |
| Tomorrow will be the real challenge. |
| That's what I get for opening my mouth. |
| Drinking and texting. |
| Apparently life was just setting me up. |
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