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There is a season for everything.
The 24 fuzzy days of Christmas.
I'm not going to be the neighborhood Scrooge this year.
Angry shopping is a better spectator sport.
The secret to a good turkey and everything else in life.
It feels odd having my Thanksgiving done early.
I'm looking forward to testing my skill again.
A pre-Thanksgiving.
It has been one tough week.
That's what I get for trying to be responsible.
Smoking is trickier than I thought.
I'm in the mood for an experiment.
Decisions, decisions.
Success and failure.
A brilliant and probably illegal idea.
We could all use a little more of that.
Creepy, isn't it?
What happened to two weeks?
Whatever it is, it's not a party.
Finally, something I'm really good at.
What's more important in life?
The engineering of challenges of Halloween decorating.
So much for the Draconids.
A dramatic display of physics, meteorology and alcohol.
There's freezing and then there's freezing.
The best reason to keep an old truck is the best reason to keep anything.
It took me about 3 days to recover from this one.
Sometimes the truth hurts.
I miss it already.
Where there's a will, there's an Oktoberfest.
Do you want to be able to punch through a brick wall?
Are you ready to go?
There's only one way to say goodbye to summer.
It's been a tough few weeks for me.
It's not Spanglish.
Maybe things will turn around.
What happens when there are no more weekends?
No money, opportunity, motivation, or justification.
Don't forget to call me.
It takes all the fun out of being sick.
When I want your opinion I'll squeeze your head.
That's my sales style... negligent.
I got a new job.
Priorities.
It's all for the wombats.
Boats, motorcycles and women.
Hey look. Money.
Really bad joke day.
Those halcyon days of 4-and-a-half months ago.
Not exactly house guests.
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