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| If it weren't for the last minute... |
| It's not summer without a road trip. |
| Knock knock. |
| I did it again. |
| That's what I get for being early. |
| Fun and heat exhaustion at the food fest. |
| Comestibles and taekwondo. |
| Does anybody have some good recipes? |
| That old anxiety is starting to kick in. |
| Attendance is mandatory. |
| That sounds just like my ex-girlfriend. |
| We had a very close call with some severe weather. |
| I don't know why I put myself through the humiliation anymore. |
| What kind of a street fest doesn't have bratwursts? |
| We had to undertake a little adventure. |
| A party by any other name will still have beer. |
| Professional standards in the pig roasting industry. |
| I'm definitely loaded up on vitamin D. |
| Does the fun ever end? |
| It's like Christmas in July. |
| How to make your very own launch vehicle using fire-crackers. |
| I like to put on a good face. |
| I always get carried away when it comes to party planning. |
| I embarrassed myself a bit this weekend. |
| There is timing in everything. |
| The last thing I want to do is wait until the last minute! |
| We have 94 glorious days. |
| Living the bachelor life again. |
| When you're down to your last hundred bucks. |
| It's nice to be back in the saddle. |
| How desperate do you have to be before you eat a gas station hot dog? |
| Whatever happened to customer service? |
| Let's keep our eye on the prize. |
| Ah ha! I knew it! |
| Smoke might not be the best application. |
| We only have 115 days. |
| Getting experimental. |
| Hoping for rain. |
| Why do I let my wife talk me into this stuff? |
| Taste testing tequila. |
| How long did I sleep last night? |
| I'd love to hear your suggestions. |
| That's just my luck. |
| I should be careful what I wish for. |
| What makes a mother? |
| I'm dumb, but I'm not that dumb. |
| What are these kids doing with their time? |
| Expanding my cultural horizons. |
| I've got a 33 percent chance at a great afternoon. |
| Churrasco. |
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