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A nice change of pace from the gastronomic par excellence.
Nothing says 'I love you' like a cheap buzz and heartburn.
Here comes the snow again.
One of those rare opportunities.
It's funny how things work out like that.
That little dog just loves the snow.
Technology is making it hard to have fun anymore.
You know what's coming up this weekend?
The dog has been getting very bitey lately.
I feel a lot less guilty.
I think the wife will be sleeping on the sofa tonight.
How many people really ever use history or literature?
I may not be an electrician, but I am cheap.
It always kind of sneaks up on me.
Experimenting with pot.
That's just bad luck.
Being an adult means finishing what you start.
I'm all up to speed.
I've Felt Better
The New Year's Eve restaurant improvisation.
Let's just say I'm cautiously optimistic.
Think back ten years.
Those few hours of free time are precious.
One Christmas tradition I could really get behind.
Having fun is no fun at all.
It doesn't sound like much, but it can be a real advantage.
What makes a Christmas tree?
I'm all ready to ba-humbug the whole thing.
Just what I always imagined marriage would be like.
A bit behind schedule.
We had a near tragedy this weekend.
What's a good night's sleep worth?
I need recipes.
It has begun.
If I'm anything I'm resourceful.
I'll tell you what I'm thankful for.
Maybe taking a year off isn't such a bad idea.
There's no accounting for taste.
Everybody loves Halloween.
A lesson in time management.
A better return on investment.
Last night I had the strangest dream.
It's not work if you're having fun.
Chilly today, and chillier tomorrow.
Pilgrim's Decomposition.
It wasn't the first time I've ruined a party.
The night of the frozen dead.
This time I think the wife might have been right.
I relax pretty hard.
I don't need a costume to make an idiot out of myself.
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