Classic Laff-a-Day - March 26, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
"I bet you're an only child," I said to this pain in the ass I
was talking to.
"As a matter of fact, I am," he said. "What does that have to
do with anything?"
"Nothing, really," I said. "It's just that there is a fine line
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between conception and indigestion."
"What?"
"I'm just saying that the night before you were conceived your
mother may have swallowed what would have made a better person
than you."
Bad-seedingly,
TZ
mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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"Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I
call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes,
you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!"
--Dave Attell
Two Polish men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented
a camel and headed out. Five days later they came back but
without the camel.
The man who had rented them the camel was very upset and
screamed, "Where is my camel?"
They replied, "Well, we were riding along when we kept
hearing people say, 'Look at the two assholes on that camel!'
So finally we got off to take a look and the damn camel ran
away."
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"The 10th annual Redneck Games were held this weekend in
East Dublin, Georgia. I think it's sponsored by the 'Jerry
Springer Show'. The events include bobbing for pigs feet,
the hubcap hurl...and my personal favorite, the 'name one
tattoo on the last relative you slept with'."
--Jay Leno
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This Cell Phone Charging Shelf Stand is a great
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A young woman was having a physical examination and was very
embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her
last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I am so ashamed, Doctor,"
she said. "I guess I let myself go."
The physician was checking her eyes and ears. "Don't feel
ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad."
"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and
said, "Of course... Now just open your mouth and say 'moo'."
P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the
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