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Classic Laff-a-Day - April 30, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,

I saw one of the girls in the office eating sunflower seeds
when she dropped one down the front of her top. While she
was fishing it out she saw me looking at her.

"What?" she said with a nervous little giggle. "I dropped
a sunflower seed down my shirt. Don't get any weird ideas!"

"Weird ideas about sunflower seeds and boobs?" I answered.
"Not exactly my thing."

"What would be your thing?" she asked, forgetting who she
was talking to.

I thought about it for a minute. "Imagine," I said, "liver-
wurst, onions and mustard, except replace the two slices of
bread with a pair of tits."

Fetishly,

TZ

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An American was golfing at the Old Course in St. Andrews,
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middle.

The golfer turns to his old Scottish caddy and tells him that
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is a name for it in Scotland.

The caddy replies, "AYE, we call it a three."


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