Classic Laff-a-Day - April 13, 2010
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My 8th Grade daughter came home with a C in her advanced
placement math class.
"What the hell is this?" I asked, pissed because it came as
such a surprise.
"It's hard!" she immediately whined as tears began to flow.
Her mother began talking to her, but I stood fuming. Is she
lazy? Is she in too many extracurricular activities? Is it
the genes from her mother's side of the family?
"Look," I said not even noticing that I was interrupting
them, "I just want you to realize your potential. Math is
math; a formula is a formula. I just want you to be
brilliant--like that Chinaman---whatshisname, um David X.
Li--the math genius whose formula broght down Wall Street
and nearly all the economies of the world."
Simply,
TZ
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I was cleaning a hotel room when the previous occupant came
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I was having a drink at a local restaurant with my friend
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She responded by yelling at the top of her voice, "No, I
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A few minutes later, the woman walked over to us and
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"I'm sorry if I embarrassed you," she said, "but I'm a
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