Classic Laff-a-Day - March 17, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
The wife and kids are back and the house is back to its old
chaotic self. I enjoyed my taste of bachelorhood again, but
I have to admit I missed them. Even if I could go back and
stay a bachelor I wouldn't. They're my family no matter which
Chinese, Pakistani and Eskimo are the kids' real fathers.
There is one snag though...how am I going to intercept the
cable bill so the wife won't see all the pay-per-view charges.
Problematically,
TZ
mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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