Classic Laff-a-Day - February 25, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
We have some unusual characters in this office. One of them
is our IT guy. Practically every single day he wears a
T-shirt to the office. I swear, in the eight years he has
been with this company I can remember seeing him wear a shirt
with buttons or sleeves twice. And he is always wearing those
bizarre T-shirts with some kind of nasty or stupid phrase or
picture on the front. So the other day I broke down and asked
him where he got all of these ridiculous T-shirts!
He told me a lot of them are gifts, but directed me to a
couple of sites where you can buy this kind of paraphernalia.
I spent a few minutes surfing around and I have to admit,
a lot of them are pretty funny...for a severely learning-
impaired person.
Just think of the kind of tail you would be snagging with a
T-shirt that reads, "I'll be Osama, you be the cave."
Or, to attract a slightly more sophisticated lady who doesn't
normally refer to her reproductive anatomy as 'the cave' you
might want to try, "Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore."
If dipping your wick isn't on your agenda you can always be
the life of the party with an eye-catcher like, "Your Mom:
Rated E for Everyone."
Or maybe, "Thousands of my potential children died on your
daughter's face last night."
If you don't make instant friends wearing T-shirts like that
you can always just say 'the hell with it' and try out some-
thing like, "Swallow or it's going in your eye."
Or, "Every time you see a rainbow God is having gay sex."
Or, "I only support gay marriage if both chicks are hot."
Unfortunately, I would never have the guts (or lack of self-
respect) to wear anything like that. I'll just have to leave
it up to the social retards.
Anti-socially,
TZ
mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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