Classic Laff-a-Day - February 26, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I'm a little wiped out today. I was up until one o'clock this
morning watching women's college gymnastics. What can I say?
I am a fan of amateur sports! And some of these girls are
really very talented.
I wonder where I could buy a leotard that would fit my wife.
Appreciatively,
TZ
mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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"I've got some good news and some bad news" the doctor says.
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