Classic Laff-a-Day - May 7, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
The weirdoes in the office were looking at genital tattoos
today when I came back from lunch. I heard them 'Eeeewing'
and groaning over them so I made a detour to take a look.
One guy had a snake tattooed on his junk...and I mean right
on his junk...and there was a chick with a devil's head
tattooed on her mons pubis so her actual vaginal opening
made up the mouth.
Now, I don't have any tattoos, but I guess I can understand
the fascination with them. Still there is no way I would
let anybody near Tugboat TZ with a needle.
And we already know that women trap a man's soul with their
vaginas. We don't need the illustration.
Metaphorically,
TZ
mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and he was
beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming
shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker:
"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee please back up to
the men's tee!!"
Our man was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious
to the interruption. Again the announcement:
"Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the
men's tee."
Our golfer simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating,
when once more the man yelled:
"Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee,
PLEASE!"
Finally our focused golfer stopped. He turned, looked
through the clubhouse window directly at the person with
the mike and shouted back, "Would the person in the club-
house kindly shut the hell up and let me play my second
stroke?"
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