January 14, 2010

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I've been wanting to go to the mall and return all the gifts I
recently received, but the crowds are scaring me away. I walked
into one store and the line wrapped around the entire store.

I grabbed my son's arm and headed toward the door. "Come on," I
said, "I know a place that's empty."

"Where?" he asked.

"Home."

Keepingly,

TZ

mailto:tz@gophercentral.com



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