Classic Laff-a-Day - March 30, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
For the first time in quite a while the entire family is
going to be home for a whole weekend. None of the kids
will be staying at a friend's house, the wife doesn't have
any adventures planned, nobody is going to be out of town.
Everybody together like one, big, happy family.
Which means I get to see if I can squeeze in 36 holes
tomorrow. It's going to be in the fifties and sunny!
Opportunistically,
TZ
mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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The Dehumidifying Egg helps remove excess moisture
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This dry egg The egg easily fits into a holder that
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microwave on medium heat for approx. 10 minutes.
USE CAUTION - EGG WILL BE HOT! When Egg is cooled,
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- Environmentally Friendly Dehumidifier
- Great Size And Shape For Easy Use And Mobility.
- Easy To Store In Small Spaces That Mildew And Odors Like
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- Perfect for any room in the house!
- Helps reduce mold, mildew , odors & unhealthy Allergens
- Moisture level indication: Changes color to indicate
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- Re-usable
- Measures 5 1/4" high
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"There's a brouhaha over in England. Michelle Obama touched
the queen. The queen is like a stripper ? you can look, but
you cant touch. Unless you take her to the champagne room."
-Craig Ferguson
I am a deputy sheriff assigned to courthouse security. As
part of my job, I explain court procedures to visitors. One
day I was showing a group of ninth-graders around. Court
was in recess and only the clerk and a young man in custody
wearing handcuffs were in the courtroom. "This is where the
judge sits," I began, pointing to the bench. "The lawyers
sit at these tables. The court clerk sits over there. The
court recorder, or stenographer, sits over here. Near the
judge is the witness stand and over there is where the jury
sits. As you can see," I finished, "there are a lot of people
involved in making this system work."
At that point, the prisoner raised his cuffed hands and said,
"Yeah, but I'm the one who makes it all happen."
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"The new X-Men movie 'Wolverine' is coming out this summer.
The FBI is investigating how an HD version was leaked
online. And as soon as the FBI solves it, they'll get back
to looking for bin Laden." -Jimmy Fallon
Cell Phone Charging Shelf Stand
You'll want one for every cell phone user....
List Price: $9.99
DEAL PRICE: $5.99
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Not only are dangling cords unsightly when charging
your cell phone, MP3 player, phone, PDA, iPod, PSP,
or other hand-held devices, you don't want to leave
it on the floor where they can get stepped on or the
cords can be a tripping hazard.
This Cell Phone Charging Shelf Stand is a great
little gadget. This handy shelf hangs adjacent to
the plug, keeping your phone safe, and the cords
neatly wrapped and out of the way.
Just put it on top of your outlet, plug your cord
through the opening, and wrap excess cord around
base. Place device on plastic cradle. Cradle size
is: 4" x 3" x 4".
Great For Charging:
- Cell Phones
- PDAs
- PSPs
- iPods & other MP3 players
- any other handheld devices...
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Following a funeral service, the pallbearers are carrying
the casket out of the church when they accidentally bump
into a wall. From inside the coffin they hear a faint moan.
Opening the lid, they find the man inside alive! They help
him out and call an ambulance and in a medical miracle he
lives another ten years before eventually keeling over.
Once again, a ceremony is conducted, and at the end, the
pallbearers carry out the casket. As they head toward the
doors of the church, the wife of the deceased leaps to her
feet and shouts, "Watch the wall!"
P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the
new Classic Laffaday forum. Check it out here...
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