Classic Laff-a-Day - June 22, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I came across a very funny page today that had a collection
of pics of homeless guys with hilarious signs. And if you
can't make fun of homeless guys, who can you make fun of?
Having nothing better to do I transcribed some of the funnier
ones for you right here.
"Father was killed my ninjas. Need money for karate lessons."
"16 wives, 7, hungry dogs, 3 thin cats, 25 kids and still
horny. Please help with loose change."
"Will code html for food."
"Will eat for food."
"Need cash for alcohol research."
"Saving up for a hooker."
"Time traveler needs money for new flux capacitor."
"I'm like Obama, I want change."
"Sorry, I'm blind. Can I feel your tits?"
"My wife has been kidnapped. I'm short 99 cents for ransom."
Solicitingly,
TZ
mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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One of our female members, who shall remain nameless, took
a vacation to France some years ago with one of her girl-
friends.
Her husband drove her to the airport and wished her a good
trip. The wife asked, "Would you like me to bring something
back for you?"
The husband laughed and says, "How about a French girl!"
Our lady kept quiet, didn't respond and went into the
terminal.
Two weeks later her husband picked her up at the airport and
asked, "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Really great, I loved Paris."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?"
"What I asked for....the French girl?"
"Oh, that? Well, I did what I could, now we'll have to wait
nine months to see if it's a girl."
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