Classic Laff-a-Day - April 23, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I'm in a good mood--I guess that happens when one breaks his
personal all-time-best record of stamina between the sheets.
Last night my wife was feeling rather amorous. I love it when
she gets that way.
Anyway, I woke her off the couch and when we got into bed I
began cooing in her ear.
"Do you really want to make love?" she asked yawning.
"I sure do, Baby. I'm hot for you."
"Well, OK, but you don't have to worry about me. Just take
care of yourself."
What transpired after that was a marathon 4 minute session of
some pretty hot stuff. I guess I went that long when all the
pressure of the female orgasm was lifted from my shoulders.
Manly,
TZ
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Walter arrived at his office late one morning and was greeted
with giggles from the pretty young receptionist.
"What are you laughing at?" asked Walter.
"There's a big black smudge on your face," said the girl.
"Oh, that!" said Walter. "That's easy to explain. I saw my
wife off on a two-week vacation this morning; I took her to
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"But what about the smudge?"
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