Classic Laff-a-Day - April 7, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
You see all this SPAM saying "She'll be begging for more?"
Well, I gotta tell you Mr. Spammer, you better get a little
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wife begging for more. I've left every woman I've ever porked
begging for more. You know why? Because I suck in bed.
That's right. The ladies call me 'Quick Draw McGraw' because
I'm the fastest shooter in the west. I'm so fast I make
Ricochet Rabbit look like Don Jaun.
Leave her begging for more...Shiieeeet. Bitches always want
more of something.
Unsatisfactorily,
TZ
mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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