Classic Laff-a-Day - April 2, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
Yesterday was the 16th day of spring and we were rewarded
with about three inches of wet, slushy snow. The wife asked
me if I was going to go out and shovel.
"It's going to be in the 40s by tomorrow," I said. "Why
should I bust my back shoveling when it is all going to melt
in 24 hours?"
"What if I fall on my butt out on the driveway because you
were too lazy to shovel?"
"If you fall on your butt in the driveway I promise to
massage it as long as you like."
"Yeah? That is just going to make you all hot and bothered."
"So?" I countered, "Win-win for me."
On-the-bright-side-ly,
TZ
mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go out once or twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
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HE: Where have you been all my life?
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HE: Is this seat empty?
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