Classic Laff-a-Day - March 19, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
The homecoming with my wife was so sweet and gentle. Usually
we engage in a sweaty session of mattress gymnastics that
involves barely muffled grunts, a little squealing, a few
curses and a lot of the headboard banging against the wall.
But this time it was soft and sweet. So gentle, like two
drops of rain merging into one in free fall. She never even
opened her eyes when I gently finished and we lay together
as one in peaceful bliss.
Unfortunately, I found out the next morning she was asleep
through the entire thing.
Satisfiedly,
TZ
mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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