Classic Laff-a-Day - April 27, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I'm glad other people enjoy your fifth you
post pertaining to your sex life. Is this
REALLY necessary to share with the world
what goes on between you and your wife? I'm
sure she really appreciates it. That is SO
disrespectful to her and yourself, whether
you know it or not. There is NO excuse for
this. I have unsubscribed, which I'm sure
won't make a difference to you or matter. I
hope you find some cooth one day and clean
up your act. You are VERY much so in
prayers. May God forgive and bless you,
Reverend Shelley
I could always use a good prayer, Rev, but while you're at
it could you please pray that my wife finally gets over her
paranoia about anal sex?
Practically,
TZ
mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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