Classic Laff-a-Day - March 12, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
The wife and kids are coming home sometime Sunday morning or
afternoon, so I have two more days of bachelor life. Maybe
I'll invite my brother and cousin over for some pool, pizza
and movies. Is that lame? In college it would have been a
keg of beer and 15 or 20 of my drinking buddies and their
drunk girlfriends. The sacrifices we make to responsibility.
Soberly,
TZ
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On his wedding night Johnson kissed his bride on the fore-
head then rolled over and went to sleep. For the next five
nights he never got any closer than an occasional peck on
the forehead.
Then came Saturday and Johnson left right after dinner to
join the boys down at the poolroom.
For his wife, this was the last straw and she began to pack
her things.
A few minutes later, Johnson burst into the room, grabbed
his wife, tore off all her clothes, threw her down on the
bed and began making passionate love to her.
"Why, all of a sudden?" she gasped.
"Well," said Johnson, "the boys down at the poolroom told
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