Classic Laff-a-Day - April 16, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I wish I would have taken up golf at a young age. I would be
great by now. I can only imagine if my uncle would have taken
me to the course and let me play alongside him. In no time I
would be beating him, making him go home and tell everyone
that he lost to a twelve-year-old.
Who knows, maybe I would have gotten a scholarship to Wake
Forest or some school out west where I would have been an All
American... Then maybe I would have turned pro and lived a
life travelling around the world playing golf...
But did my uncle teach me that? No. Instead he taught me how
to whack off.
Missed-the-cutly,
TZ
mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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The judge replied, "How many peaches were in the can?"
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A pretty young blonde stood at the bank cashier's window
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The teller examined the check, then said: "Could you
identify yourself, Miss?"
For a moment the lovely girl's brow creased over, then with
a bright look she fumbled in her handbag and producing a
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The clerk said, "No Ma'am, you misunderstood me. We require
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The girl searched her bag again and found a picture with
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