Classic Laff-a-Day - April 9, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I was cruising around the Internet on my laptop when I came
across an item that caught my attention. "You know, honey,"
I commented to the wife, "I think there might be some merit
to what this article says, that the intelligence of a father
often proves a stumbling block to the son."
"Well, thank heaven," she said, "at least our son has nothing
standing in his way."
Deflatedly,
TZ
mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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-George Carlin
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On October 13, 1944, the Durham N. C. Sun Reported that a
Durhamite had been brought before a Judge Wison in traffic
court for having parked his car on a restricted street
right in front of a sign that read "No Stoping."
Rather than pleading guilty, the defendant argued that the
missing letter in the sign meant that he had not violated
the letter of the law. Brandishing a Webster's dictionary,
he noted that stoping means:
"Extracting ore from a stope or, loosely, underground."
"Your Honor", said the man, "I am a law-abiding citizen and
I didn't extract any ore from the area of the sign. I move
that the case be dismissed."
Acknowledging that the defendant hadn't done any illegal
mining, the judge declared the man not guilty and commented,
"Since this is Friday, the 13th, anything can happen, so
I'll turn you loose."
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