Classic Laff-a-Day - May 11, 2010
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Greetings Laff Lovers,
I was loitering in Satan's office when Michele walked in and
asked if we would contribute to the pot to buy Clean Laffs
Joe a gift for his birthday.
"Why don't you just blow him?" I suggested.
She said, "I know the economy is tight right now, but I think
I'd still rather spend the money."
Regiftingly,
TZ
mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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Here is a segment from a National Public Radio (NPR) interview
between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General
Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting
his military installation.
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible,
isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly
supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them
proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent
killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a
prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
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