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March 30, 2010

CAR NAMES SUGGEST THAT YOU ARE WHAT YOU DRIVE

DEAR ABBY: My husband and I had fun coming up with cars that
fit with certain professions (Jan. 23). It made a long car
ride seem short. Here's what we came up with: The Greek epic
poet Homer would have a Honda Odyssey, and a firefighter a
Chevy Blazer. An entomologist would crawl through traffic in
his Mitsubishi Spyder. A meteorologist would drive a Honda
Element, an astronomer would have a Mitsubishi Eclipse and
an optician a Ford Focus. Picasso would paint the town in
his Nissan Cube, an ornithologist would use a Ford Falcon
and his lawyer would drive a Honda Civic.
-- MEGAN T., RIDING THE HIGHWAYS
IN BELVIDERE, N.J.

DEAR MEGAN: I'm pleased I was able to make your road trip
more enjoyable. Readers, you amaze me! You put the pedal to
the metal and came up with some ingenious responses. My staff
and I had a great time reading them. Read on:

DEAR ABBY: Stretching my imagination, I envisioned Jacques
Cousteau with his Plymouth Barracuda, King Arthur in an
Excalibur Phaeton and "Mini-Me" in a Mini Cooper. "Dog the
Bounty Hunter" would choose a Mercury Tracer. And don't you
think Cadillac had Disney villainess "Cruella" in mind when
it came out with the "DeVille"?
-- WINNI AT THE WHEEL IN L.A.

DEAR ABBY: I work at a correctional facility and had to laugh
when I saw the warden drive up in his Ford Escape!
-- JAZZY IN WAYNESBORO, TENN.

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Willie Nelson - My Life on DVD

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DEAR ABBY: Here's my suggestion: Clint Eastwood driving a
Dodge Magnum with a Magnum Force plate -- no, wait, he can't
have that one because I already do!
-- DONNA IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA

DEAR ABBY: How about pairing these names and cars? Astron-
omer Carl Sagan in a Mercury Comet, decathlon winner Bruce
Jenner in his Javelin, Mr. T. in his very own Model T. And
finally, Albert Einstein sporting around in -- what else --
a Smart Car.
-- STEVEN, ALONG FOR THE RIDE IN L.A.

DEAR ABBY: I have one: Michael Phelps in his Ford Freestyle.
-- EMILIE IN ALBUQUERQUE, N.M.

DEAR ABBY: I submit the following: Keanu Reeves driving a
Toyota Matrix, Courteney Cox cruising around in her Mercury
Cougar, Dizzy Gillespie in a Dodge Coronet and Thomas Edison
in a Chevy Volt. When Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't
driving around in his Hummer, he'd be using his Ford Flex,
and Ben Franklin would drive a Jeep Liberty. Abby, thanks
for providing so many funny moments as well as insightful
advice.
-- GREG IN GLADEWATER, TEXAS

DEAR ABBY: If some famous people were alive today, they'd
have some interesting choices. Christopher Columbus might
drive a Ford Explorer and Daniel Boone a Mercury Mountaineer.
-- TERI IN ORRVILLE, OHIO

DEAR ABBY: We're up to the challenge here in Oregon. A Navy
captain driving his PT Cruiser, a housekeeper in her Plymouth
Duster and, finally, the local weatherman in his Oldsmobile
Toronado.
-- DEBBIE IN EUGENE

DEAR ABBY: I have the perfect model for the 12 disciples.
The Bible says they were all in one Accord.
-- JANE RIVERA IN PENNSYLVANIA



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